lamons

The classic loud mouth jerk. A lamons talks to hear themselves talk and will surround themselves with other members of the lamons croud.

i cant believe that guy who was hitting on me just pissed himself on the floor! What a lamons!

by lamons.wife November 29, 2009

cold lampin'

chilling, relaxing

i aint doin nothin but cold lampin'

by Anonymous September 28, 2002

lambioso

A spanish derivative for "Ass licker"

YO SE que esta puta lambiosa is NOT trying to talk shit! QUE SUCIA!

I just KNOW this ass-licker bitch is NOT trying to talk shit! What a dirty bitch!

by M3LL0w November 3, 2004

lampooned

trickery resulting in social demoralisation

if someone puts an empty box of pringles back in the press and you are tricked into opening them,,,, you've been lampooned

by dr.p.curran dr.k.dizzle March 31, 2009

Lamesauce

An attitude that should be simmered with equal parts sux and FML, and tastes like Epic Fail. Usually served as a topping for Reality, with a side of broken dreams.

"Make sure you don't overcook your lamesauce, or it'll turn into a kick in the balls."

"I had the worst day ever... it was total lamesauce!"

by Wyrd Darcnyzz November 17, 2009

Lame Kiffin

(noun; adj) to act in lame and homosexual manner.

to act un-bro like.

to wear a fruitty visor.

Matt: Yo Brian, turn on channel 33, this movie is hysterical.

Brian: Maybe later, right now I'm reading.

Matt: Ok, Lame Kiffin

by Bro-mel March 10, 2010

lamp fetish

When one passes, looks at or hears about a lamp or its shade they feel an overwhelming urge to perform mighty sensual acts of self indulgence.

That man obviously has a lamp fetish, I can see his sex endorphins (some may say sexy Dolphins depending on ones geographical location) working overdrive.

by Gorgeous Brian May 22, 2016