Jonah

Proof that Jesus approves of vore.

Person 1: Wow! I sure love reading the bible!I
Person 2: Especially Jonah, my favorite story.

by SwagnessintheBagness November 27, 2019

jonah

a sweet, sweet, awkward, kind, caring boy who is shy but opens up once you get to know him. he is childish and watches cartoons for fun and enjoys riding his bike. he is a great dancer and has a great sense of humor. he’s the type of person that is always there for you. his favorite colors are usually light blue light purple and light orange. hes kind of a romantic.

jonah is a name

by kaitlynandava October 20, 2019

Jonah

sucks a lot of penis

Jonah "hi"
Pete "go suck dick"
Jonah "Im already"

by YEtte November 11, 2019

a jonah

When you call someone a Jonah, it means that they are an unlucky person

Poor him, he’s like a Jonah

by Jktheaceman April 11, 2020

Paul Kevin JonasII

the oldest brother out of the jonas brothers. has 3 younger brothers, 2 of which are in the band. nick jonas, 15, joeseph jonas 18, and frankie jonas 8. also known as kevin jonas.

amanda- did you see paul kevin jonasII? He's in the jonas brothers!

by jo3bro3lover3 March 22, 2008

Jona Weinhofen

a rabbit looking vegan who loves to force veganism on people, he still isn't over being kicked out of bmth and he is obsessed with a documentary about cows.

"Oh look, that persons trying to force veganism on everyone! He said the word would die if we didn't become vegans"
"Ah! That must be Jona Weinhofen"

by Janoskiaaaaannnnnsssator January 15, 2016

jona and the whale

When a male inserts his erect penis into the mouth of another and then cums in the asshole of the same person. Then that person farts the semen out of the asshole so it looks like a blowhole.

Jane an Bob went home after a couple of drinks and performed, Jona and the Whale.

by Jona Smiths September 30, 2006