iPhone withdraw

cases occur when an iPhone is lost stolen or broken

most cases last about a week because a replacement is always gotten

1. "Why does Bill looks like he's about to die?"

2. "O he's going threw iPhone withdraw because he had an iPhone for 2 years but dropped it in his deep fryer 2 hours ago, it will be a least a day before he gets a knew one"

1. "omg that poor soul"

by Mr.Ham July 20, 2010

iPearl

Noun - When a female sends sexually explicit pictures, specifically of her breasts, and a man ejaculates onto his phone screen.

Long form: iPearl Necklace

The photos that she sent me were so hot, I ended up giving her an iPearl.

by RogueJoe November 24, 2010

iPod esp

when your iPod has a way of knowing various aspects of your environment and plays songs accordingly while on random.

while driving in the rain, I heard gary allen's 'songs about rain,' madonna's 'rain,' and 'the rain (supa dupa fly)' by missy elliot. it was like it KNOWS... iPod esp creeps me out sometimes.

by kandiisdandy April 9, 2011

iPhone Fever (The)

A blog with accurate descriptions of flaws in Apple products.
Made to quiet down Apple fanboys.

iPhone Fever (The): iPhone has the worst browsing experience out there

How does the tasteless, Flashless iPhone browsing compare to a full web experience? Well, after 45,000 page loads the answer was clear, Android wins by a huge margin even with Flash support ...

by Michael.Schwartz April 30, 2011

iPhoneographer

Some dbag who pretends to be taking a photo or video with his Iphone when he really just wants to show everybody he owns an Iphone.

Ian saw a hot girl coming so he whipped out his Iphone and extended his arms as high and far as he could like a true iPhoneographer to pretend he was taking a picture, hoping the girl would see the logo and fall madly in love with him.

by tasteslikechicken March 30, 2012

IPhone

something that everyone uses all day long. it is very sad if you are not on it all the time. the iPhone will one day take over the world and will destroy the humans on the planet earth

hind the iphones are coming

by bigjose November 22, 2018

iPhone

People that will make fun of you if you have android yet they spent $1000 for a phone that does less then android

1: Hey i bought the iPhone XS Max!
2: Don't care.
3: IPHONE SUCKS

by The iPhone Guy August 3, 2019