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impositive

conjunction of impossible and positive

a) when something sounds too good to be true

b) when someone is way too optimistic about the outcome of a certain decision
a)
They offered you a job starting at 80k and they also pay for your MBA? That's gotta be impositive!

b)
dude 1: "You sure you can win this poker game?"
dude 2: "Sure? I'm gonna set a new record, dude!"
dude 1: "Man, you are impositive!"
by ricci-s November 25, 2009
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impreach

When you are preaching while in a conversation, or continuously post articles and rant on social media, about how much the President sucks and how he should be impeached.
No need to continuously impreach, Luke. I believe that we are all on the same page regarding our current President.
by sharpiejaa March 12, 2018
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Imports Suck ASS

Cuz cars aren't suppose to sound like fucking chainsaws. And front wheel driven cars do NOT need a wheelie bar!!
Look at every import wanna be racer and their stupid 4 inch exhaust tip.
by Allen Weber December 10, 2003
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Imperium

Building up to a (male) climax whilst listening to Machine Head's Imperium, then when Robb screams "HEAR ME NOW" so does the male, and cums in someones ear.
Dude, I gave her an Imperium last night!

"HEAR ME NOWWW" *cums in ear*
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IOTM (Impala of the Month)

A prestigious award given each month to the poster of the finest display of Impala (circa 2000+) workmanship on naioa.com. While the award is usually based on the car's looks and photographic quality, it can also be given for uber engine modifications, especially unique modifications or even something as stupid as successfully fitting 26" wheels on the car.
Fo shizzle, SSrider! Those new inlays are nice! I see you're rockin some fabulous new candy-coated F-body calipers, too. I'm definitely nominating your ride for IOTM (Impala of the Month)!
by Aresf11 May 27, 2008
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Genshin Impact Stereotyper

Someone who calls Genshin Impact Players pedophiles with no evidence to back it up because they read it somewhere on r/shitposting.
John: Hey are you wearing a hoodie with Zhongli on it? You must be a pedophile then!

Keith: See, this is why you’re so annoying. You’re a Genshin Impact stereotyper
by KatNotKit January 23, 2022
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imperial cock

an asian man with a very mighty penis
While Bruce Lee is often known for his smooth karate moves, many can also attest to his sexual prowess and his imperial cock.
by MC DJ Funk Soliel December 6, 2003
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