humancentipad

the putting together of three humans mouth to anus with an iphone on the first person's head and an ipad at the last person's anus. also must be able to read.

awesome my humancentipad can read, shit into people's mouth, and play angry birds

by some1 kool June 10, 2011

Humayra

A beautiful woman with a soul of an angel. Always listening to others and giving them advice for when they need it. She has a fine sexy ass body that would distract any man she walks by and envied by every woman that wish they had her face. Psycho is the term used by many people as well. Despite all of that her heart is as good as gold and would never hurt a soul.

Omg she is basically a humayra

by humayra November 8, 2016

Allegience to the human species movement

A movement that has developed as a reaction against hate and supremacy groups ect.

In it people sware allegience to the human species above that of race,country,religion ect. and to be willing to give there live to the preservation of humanity if needed and to fight anything that tends to devide humans. It teaches that all humans are very closely realted geneticaly and racial diferences are only superfical and that all humans are decended from a group of humans that spread out from africa about two hundred thousand years ago.And that humans face many threats of extenction today and must work to prevent it. That in the fossil 98% of all animals that ever lived have gone extenct.

I am in the allegience to the human species movement.

by Deep blue 2012 April 17, 2010

Human Rights

Depending on your ideology, they're the basic rights to life, liberty, and acquiring/owning property, etc. you get from God that can't be taken away ("inalienable") or similar rights that are granted to you by (but CANNOT be exercised contrary to the will of) the United Nations.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights..."

Thomas Jefferson - Declaration of Independence - July 4, 1776

"These rights and freedoms may in no case be exercised contrary to the purposes and principles of the United Nations."

United Nations - The Universal Declaration of Human Rights - December 10, 1948

by mta3000 October 8, 2010

The Human Centipede

Sexual position in which three or more people assemble single file, on all fours and place their faces in the person in front's butt cheeks. Each person in the chain then proceeds to deficate into the following person's mouth, with the last person ending the chain with their's falling to the floor.

Thus completing the Human Centipede.

Guy #1: Bro, picked up two hookers the other day and they asked me to be The human Centipede head.

Guy #2: What the fuck?! Did you do it?

Guy #1: ...

by Reke August 28, 2013

humassive

extremely large; a combination of huge and massive

Man, I stayed in bed all day because I had a humassive headache.

by dbcanada January 11, 2006

Human Slip and Slide

A group of people lay side by side covered in body oil. They must lay on their stomach and be completely nude. The speediest friend you have must take a speedy running start and dive across their bodies with his/her tongue out. Hopefully they have a large enough tongue to get a lick of every butt. At the end of the slide, a large man must have his butthole raised up just enough so that your face lands in a stinky pile of garbage.

The first eight buttholes of this Human Slip and Slide were fine, but that huge guy at the end made my whole face stink like someone dragged their stinky nutsack across it.

by Sally Crapbasket July 9, 2009