dirty pirate hooker

a dirty, pirate-like hooker. Often times used to describe someone you either
a.) dont like
b.)just committed an act that you do not like

most oftenly used as a exclaimation

Suzy: Ethan your a dick!

Ethan: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker! go back to your home on whore island!

by Mill3rtim3 February 21, 2009

Hooker

Sometimes called a hookerino.
it is a common misconception that a hooker is a prositute or a woman who sells her body. In fact a hooker is simply a garden gnome that resides in Kansas, and then in winter moves to Lake Tahoe.

"Mark just bought a new Hooker"
"I found the best Hooker downtown last night!"

by Andy Valentine April 16, 2006

[heckers]

A different way of saying "heck" when you are confused, or in a random situation

"So, are you excited about school starting?"
"My goldfish died"
"What the heckers?"

by Izzy Litwack September 29, 2008

Hooker Foot

A new local form of currency, not backed by the government, utilizing the severed feet of prostitutes that has become an accepted medium of exchange for a growing number of goods and services.

Sebastian lost his tooth playing kick the hobo and received a hooker foot from the tooth fairy when he put it under his pillow.

by Temp6868 October 14, 2011

Honkers

ulster scots for the ball of your foot/ the heel

sit on yer honkers wee lawd!

by lets move on August 8, 2003

Hockey Injury

A commen cover-up for a injury caused by gymnastics. Often used by macho gay men who are too afraid to admit they are gymnasts.

Fabio suffered from a hockey injury...;) wink wink nudge nudge.

by tec-erz March 14, 2005

Hooker Breath

The breath of someone who has eaten a hooker out who had not showered in multiple weeks.

Also could be a bartender who cuts you off.

1. He had the worst hooker breath this morning, I had to kick him out of the car.

2. Listen up hooker breath I said I want another Jack and Coke.

by l0calgirl August 7, 2011