two faced

A person who acts like your friend and is one way around you but acts a different way around other people and talks shit behind your back.

That mofo Bob is so two faced he's nice around me but talks shit behind my back!

by streetdefiner July 3, 2011

thizz face

the face you make while thizzin and doin the thizzle dance ...bay area term

"fish face with the thizz face off a nike"-mac dre

by justine from the bay March 3, 2005

scrotum face

A teenager possessing a cleft chin combined with the start of a beard, giving the appearance of the male scrotum.

Kid #1: "Man that kid really looks like he has a scrotum on his face!"
Kid #2 "Let's call him scrotum face!"
Scrotum face: "Shut up you pansy!

by warrior1 June 26, 2007

raped in the face

Having a penis shoved in your face,

OR

Feeling really sad or betrayed.

I can't believe she did that to me, I fell like I have been raped in the face!

by lmaoathamelt2 February 4, 2009

face-brag

The act of knowingly and consistently using your Facebook wall to list all your supposed accomplishments and embellish your fabulosity quotient.

Can also apply to all mediums of modern internet communication. (Examples: space-brag (MySpace), tweet-brag (Twitter), etc.

Sadly, I had to delete Marsha from my list of friends on Facebook.

Why? I heard she's living "la vida loca".

Are you kidding me? She's a deli girl at Meier's. Her constant face-brag is unbelievably annoying!

by rankled July 17, 2009

Chimney face

One who has no chin and a disproportionatly small triangular head on top of a long lanky body from montanna

I found that chimney face in the parking lot and invited him back into my house because i was tripping on acid, in retrospect that chimney face could have murdered us all

by Mappy January 10, 2008

Cole Face

A look of sheer panic mixed with the realization you have just soiled your pants. Named after WWE Announcer Michael Cole.

*talking to a group of people*

Jorge: We walked in on Monti in the john when we got back from a night of Mexican food and Tequila.

Tracey: He had the most intense Cole Face I've ever seen.

by EmperorWu January 21, 2009