fake jesus-thumper

A sinner who lives a less than holy life, but uses bible quotes as if they belonged in a convent.

Why does Sarah post bible quotes by day, then whores around the neighborhood by night? That whore is a fake Jesus-thumper.

fake jesus-thumper by CutThroatBitch35 February 6, 2014

Fake People 

Fake people are people who will act like your friend to your face but they talk about you behind your back.

"Yeah, I know. That girl is so fake. Tired of all these fake people.

Fake People by Z😂🤣😅 February 27, 2019

Fake depression 

Usually some kids who think they are depressed and edgy for listening to Billie Eilish. The often make cringey posts about how they are so depressed and trapped.

Did you see Emily’s gacha video?

Yeah, why?
Its so cool to be depressed!
No, no its not its fake depression

Fake depression by Napstablook_the_ghost May 28, 2020

Fake Anorexic Girl 

Person who walks like a duck because their legs don't touch each other. Weighs approximately 2 pounds on normal days. 1 and 1/2 on skinnier days. Has slept with more than eleven guys in a period of 2 months. Hated by all because of fakeness. Laugh makes you want to hurt a baby. Hair reminds you of a box. Clothes reminds you of a wanna be toddler. The makeup is caked on her face. Face: UGLY.

Kelsey Mehrer is such a fake anorexic girl

Fake Anorexic Girl by YeahYouKnow. November 21, 2010

fake fuck 

To fantasize having sex with someone else while actually having sex with an inanimate object, such as a pillow or sleeping bag.

Man, I fake fucked her so hard earlier. Too bad I have to sleep in my own semen tonight.

fake fuck by hasbeen1950s May 24, 2007

Fake Mexican 

A person of Hispanic culture who does not speak the same language as there family. Young urban youth who try to act like gang bangers but appear more comical than hard core OG's

The cops were about to question some gang bangers but when they got closer they could tell they were a bunch of Fake Mexicans.

Fake Mexican by Mikkster78 September 1, 2011

fake conversation

a conversation where what you re saying really means the opposite or you're really just not being serious the whole time and then usually goes back to a normal conversation

"I hate you"
"good you make me sick anyway now get out of my face."
"so are we getting together on monday for the game still?"
"yeah I think so"

The fake conversation is the first part where the first person just said I hate you to start talking to the other person and get their attention.

fake conversation by Nicolecanread May 20, 2010