Everyone is kill

Everyone=Kill=ded

>go in bank
>hand note to teller
>"giv 10 grand or everyone is kill"
>teller tells me "go fuck yourself , faggot"
>teller leaves
>wat

by /b/ tard February 5, 2014

Everything will be fine

Look bitch i dont care about your personal problems sis ive done all i can to help your ass so stop talking damn im tired we talked for 5 hours bitch and you still aint listen to a got damn word bitch so all i can say is dont worry bitch so look im sorry about whats going on but im out of advice sorry

"Look its ok everything will be fine just dont worry too much"
"But i like worrying"
"Just remember that youre a strong minded individual and i love you ok"
"But im weak and no one loves me"

"Ok youre gonna get through this trust me"

"What if i dont"

"Then youre just gonna have to believe "

"I dont want to believe"

"....its ok everything will be fine"

"Telling me that isnt helping"

"Well bitch wtf im suppose to say if you keep contradicting my advice "

by Boonga July 3, 2019

semen everywhere

an expression of extreme excitement and enthusiasm; a metaphor for an enjoyable memory or moment.

that movie was so amazing! semen everywhere! i'm glad our bromance can endure such awesomeness.

by neat words May 7, 2009

emery

Definition of a girlboss.

"Did you see Emery today? She's killing it, what a girlboss!"

by jamike December 13, 2021

edward everclear hands

when you tape 2 fifths of Grain Everclear to each of your hands. you cannot undue the tape untill both bottles are empty or until the hospital undoes them for you.

Steve: Yo! What happen to Dave? I heard he was attempting Edward Everclear Hands Tonight!?
Mark: Oh yeah, he drove himself to get some bitches...
Steve: Was he done?!!!
Mark: He was half way done when he decided he needed some action.

by Edward Everclear Hands March 30, 2009

Evelynn

The Best Champion is the PVP PC game League of Legends.

Combined with Lich Bane and a deathcap you will melt when she comes out of stealth and spams her Q skill.

The only way to combat her is by saving up 400g for oracles elixer, but no one with under 500 wins realizes this.

hmmm who should i carry with, these games are pretty tough

carry with Evelynn a nigga cant fight what a nigga cant see!

Idk man this is 2300 ELO

Just build a lich bane and spam Q

by swallowthistroll December 15, 2012

Evelyn

1.A girl with a big booty or ass.

2.A lady with a nice ass.

Synonymous with Judy

person1:"Look that girl over there mane!"

person2:"Damn brody, she's such an evelyn!"

by Blackranger November 22, 2011