Springy cunt

Another way of saying kangaroo

Oi! There's that springy cunt again!

by NaggerNick November 20, 2019

Casual cunting

Casual cunting is the social practice of calling someone a cunt, without it meaning anything. First named casual cunting by the well known comedian, Micky Flanagan.

Person 1: why are all your shoes on top of mine? You cunt...

Person 2: is that supposed to be casual cunting?

by Lgill July 8, 2014

Cunt Fee

A general term for taxes. Since the only beneficiaries of taxes are cunts. Be they social security cunts, civil servant cunts, scamming contractor cunts and so on.

Why is it that if I buy my iPad in London there is a cunt fee of 20%?

by BennyAllyface December 13, 2011

cunt-martial

a court or a trial conducted in such court, where members of army of cunts are subjected to punishment if found guilty

Alice just got cunt-martialed for not being too cunty

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cunt Jump

The act of killing someone while in mid-air during an online gaming session.

I was going for the kill, but got cunt jumped by the guy behind me.

by Jdubthegamer April 24, 2018

malignant cunt

1.A woman that lives under the delusion that she's well liked, yet she's such a bitch to all who meet her.

K-Fed is a malignant cunt.

by Colonel Enguss November 12, 2006

dumb cunt

An extremely stupid person.

Dig a hole you dumb cunt!

by xVeil July 4, 2013