Crankapuss

When all your dad does is bitch about everything/

"Dad is such a crankapuss" " all you do is fucking crankapuss around"

by sagittariusscorpiochick December 23, 2015

Crangrepression

Feeling crusty, angry, hungry, depressed, and oppressed at the same time. Can be used as a verb as well.

Ever since exams started, I've been feeling crangrepressed.

Dude, what's wrong with you? Bet you have a case of crangrepression.

by Crangry1 May 21, 2016

Crank Daisies

Meth induced Ance

did you see that tweekers face? it was covered with Crank Daisies

by dirtycracker77 June 16, 2016

Crank Squeeze

To vigorously masturbate.

I was so stressed from work last night that I had to crank squeeze in the bathroom on my break.

by Goi Boi July 27, 2016

crankish

To feel "kind of" irritable and cranky, with a slight brooding or morose mood. Grumpy and bitter, but still feeling lively. Similar to angst but crankish people are often preoccupied and content with life.

Unlike angst and apprehension, people who are crankish tend to enjoy the harsh situation in the moment, rather than wallow over trivial issues. Unlike people who are edgy, people who are crankish do not want to be seen as cool and often show sarcasm, wit and dark humor. Angsty people ask why. Crankish people just sigh.

The color orange is totally crankish.

That fat school professor with the beard and wearing the nerdy 1950s glasses, is so crankish.

The misanthropic TV show character Daria was so crankish.

by Charmouche October 2, 2016

craniorhectomy

the surgical removal of one's head from their arse.

hillary's head is so far up her arse she needed an emergency craniorhectomy.

by searcher0 November 9, 2016

cranialanaltosis

Someone who has their head up their ass

That jerk has a sever case of cranialanaltosis!

by Grandma linda December 11, 2016