by tyler0durden July 27, 2005
Get the rock cockmug. by Coo July 16, 2003
Get the cock fightmug. The "cock handshake" is how the modern man introduces himself to a woman online. When men no longer rely on their wit and personality to woo a woman and succumbs to just showing her a picture of his cock to say hello!
A "cock handshake" is when a man has been sexually stimulated by the thought of a possible meeting with a woman and the bloodflow to his head is severly redirected to his penis and has left him forgetful of his native language. In this moment, it is in his mind, completely rational to introduce himself to said woman, by showing her his erection.
A "cock handshake" is when a man has been sexually stimulated by the thought of a possible meeting with a woman and the bloodflow to his head is severly redirected to his penis and has left him forgetful of his native language. In this moment, it is in his mind, completely rational to introduce himself to said woman, by showing her his erection.
Hi I am a single white female seeking a nice, fun loving man to share some quality time with. Send me an email with a picture and let's see if we have a match.
Response: Picture of a cock "cock handshake"
Response: Picture of a cock "cock handshake"
by aimme dudevant July 4, 2012
Get the Cock Handshakemug. The inner working relationship between the male's brain and penis, usually resulting in cloudy thoughts or irrational decisions.
Homie: Can't figure out what to do with this girl...should I dump her or naw?
Other Homie: Dude, Jerk off and then make up your mind, just do some good old cock physics, ya know?
*boys chilling in the club*
Friend: Yo Josh, this hot ass girl is totally making eyes at me.
Josh: Naw dude, thats some cock physics...she is looking right at the T.V. behind your dumb ass
Other Homie: Dude, Jerk off and then make up your mind, just do some good old cock physics, ya know?
*boys chilling in the club*
Friend: Yo Josh, this hot ass girl is totally making eyes at me.
Josh: Naw dude, thats some cock physics...she is looking right at the T.V. behind your dumb ass
by EvStAr June 2, 2018
Get the Cock Physicsmug. Yo dude l just finished chrome cocking! Im ready to go have intercourse with a rather attractive woman.
by The OG Jesus January 7, 2017
Get the Chrome Cockingmug. by PDoodles August 30, 2018
Get the Cock Knockingmug. Efren:hey what were you up too last night jay.
jay:nothin just went to a party and i meet a cock wiggler her name is diamond.
jay:nothin just went to a party and i meet a cock wiggler her name is diamond.
by efren ramos October 7, 2007
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