carpet eating cramps

I cramp you get while on the toilet when you bend down so far or have the need to bit a chunk out of the carpet

I was on the toilet and had a cramp so bad I bend down and took a bit out of the carpet, carpet eating cramps..

by Ddplum November 26, 2013

Carpe PM

Cease the night.

Forget your bad day at work; Lets hit the bars and meet some ladies tonight.... Carpe PM !

by Vapor S. Thompson May 2, 2018

Carpet bagger

New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy who is not from New Jersey, but moved into New Jersey so he could become Governor.

Phil Murphy is the living embodiment of carpet bagger.

by Hellsangel June 3, 2021

hit that carpet

When a lady of the night (Ho, Prostitute, Call girl) goes to high class or upscale places to turn tricks. Such as Hotel Casinos, Resorts ect...

I told that bitch "you better hit that carpet" & I'll be out later to check my trap.

by TZARvor January 6, 2008

carpet squatter

a carpet urinater

a urinater on inappropriate surfaces

one who squats and proceeds to urinate on the carpet

poomouf is a carpet squatter

koybinatoy likes carpet squatters

by poomonks September 1, 2003

carpet cleaner

a dude with a mustache eating out a girl

bobs stash was a good carpet cleaner

by islander86 March 23, 2008

Carpet Burn

When a bitch let's her pussy hair grow out and irritates the penis upon entry ; when the pubic hair begins to slightly grow in as stubble and irritates the penis on the way in during sex.

"Damn man I knew I shouldn't have messed with that Christmas cunt, I ended up with Carpet Burn."

by Middle aged middle white male November 8, 2018