Trash Coffee

A nickname for Leachate, which is created when water percolates through solid material, mostly trash in landfills.

Me (sees all the leachate collected): man, look at all that trash coffee, you don’t want that going into the water supply.

by Jahamez February 1, 2021

mexican coffee

the act of pouring espresso shots into someone’s pussy and drinking it out with a straw

i had a mexican coffee this morning, gave me energy for the rest of the day

by Connie BBC February 10, 2021

Porch Coffee

Moonshine (or any alcohol) drunk out of a mug on the porch in the morning.

It’s before noon but I don’t want the neighbors to think I’m an alcoholic so I’ve got my porch coffee.

by Bearded American May 1, 2021

Belgium Coffee Maker

When you suck the poop out of someone’s butthole during sex and then spit it back out on top of them.

I gave her a Belgium Coffee Maker last night and she loved it. It was messy though.

by GabeRose May 31, 2021

pumpkin coffee

when she goes to shit and it comes out as diarrhea after Taco Bell and smells like pumpkin coffee on sundays

“omg did you eat taco bell? it smells like pumpkin coffee” ~ aaron says

by unicornsavage1890 June 29, 2021

folgers coffee

that one ad with the mongoose girl

cant turn that mongoose filter off, just act natural for your boss the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup

folgers coffee is actually bad

by ihonestlyhavenoidea November 16, 2021

Comfortable Coffee

Comfortable coffee is when you deep fry Ligma Balls in a coffee it tastes amazing

It is used when someone is saying something nice to a person for example:
"You're looking great today!"
"That's quite a comfortable coffee of you"
Or, it can also be used when someone is acting rude like:
"That's not comfortable coffee"

by Alter(デビッド) August 6, 2022