blong

A bong used primarily for the smoking of blunt tips, makes any regular weed you smoke out of it taste like shit.

I bought a new bong and Jack smoked a blunt out of it and blonged it out.

by Skaald Whorebath September 24, 2009

bongaloid

Crazy couple who that goes where no other couple would ever dare go. They take it to the extreme and do things no one would ever do.

Dude 1: Dude..are those two really doing what i think they're doing...in the kids pool?!

Dude 2: Dude...theyre hardcore bongaloids dude.

by prudey May 23, 2007

donkey bong

A person who sucks, is a moron, fool, or someone with lots of muscles.

You are a donkey bong you moron!

by Matthew T. Kane June 20, 2006

bongalongadingdong

A marijuana smoking device, usually a water pipe, composed of a bowl connected to a chamber and mouthpiece that resembles the male genetalia. Usually used by homosexual potheads or those who find such things humorous, i.e. idiots.

Hey bro, wanna hit the bongalongadingdong?

Naw man I'm ok. I don't like cock in my mouth.

by Steve Puglianocci February 4, 2010

blong

A fashion mistake; Bling Bling gone wrong.

Lil' Kim's outfit was pure blong!

by lilvee January 2, 2005

bong

A water pipe, hookah or bong is a device used commonly for smoking, usually tobacco (and less frequently Cannabis or other substances), in which smoke is bubbled through a chamber containing water. The bong enables the operator to smoke in a manner very different to what is possible with a simple smoking pipe or joint (spliff). Most bongs are designed to either cool the smoke before it enters the operators lungs, build up a large buffer of smoke which the user inhales quickly, or both. The word bong derives from the Thai word baung (ºéͧ) which refers to a cut off section of bamboo.

Bongs also vary greatly in their shape, materials, colors, and sizes. Commonly constructed from acrylic, ceramic, or glass, bongs can also be fabricated from materials as diverse as pykrete or even from household objects. Some people make bongs out of fruits and vegetables, discarding them when they start to decompose. Many bongs are regarded for their style, distinct vivid colors, or customizations such as stickers, and become a personalized signature of that particular bong owner.

by Land of Rocks July 20, 2008

blongo

A universal adjective that means WTF the speaker wants it to mean: Good, bad, cool, uncool, hip, sweet, wasted, hurt, etc. Coined by David G circa 1970 and still in use by a number of uncivilized peoples of the Northern Region.

"Man, you are so blongo." "That car is blongo!" "I had too much fun last night. I am totally blongo."

by JanusJ May 11, 2006