bender

The term bender derives from the action of one's ankles bending in such a fashion that they suck at skating. Some are born true benders while in other cases being a bender can develop as a result of ... Read Moreyears of being dangled. A common cure for bending includes taping your ankles. A suggested desicion for totally hopeless benders includes playing down a couple tiers, playing girls hockey, figure skating, or just quiting the sport all together.

I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender.

by DOERR! November 8, 2009

fender bender

A sexual offender who finds ways around and/or loops within his/hers given rules.

"I wasn't within 250 ft. of the school, I was within 252 ft. of it!"
"Don't be a smartass, that is still way to close, you fender bender."

by LoversLane!@^^ July 22, 2016

Banter

The morale code of the gentlemen's XI

for the boys, and the banter

by oys April 5, 2012

fender bender

hard rockin', axe wielding amigo obviously favouring the fender as his weapon of choice.

the fender bender's opening riff proceeded to rock my socks off

by Roo April 6, 2004

beaterbation

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.

I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.

by shawn May 27, 2004

BENDERS

A Group of Brash Jewish New York Boys born in the late 1970's who are defined by their stunning good looks, love for drugs and alcahol, and a fervent fetish for fat jewish women.

Benders: Heath Ledger, Brad Renfro, DJ AM

by rkasovitz December 28, 2009

banana bender

An Alternate name for a gay person. To be used when you call out at a bunch of gay people.

Hey! You are a bunch of banana benders

by Tommo8225 October 27, 2006