Texas Butt Blaster

To take a shit on a womans foot, and have them anally penetrate you with it. (the poop is used as lubrication)

my girlfriend gave me a texas butt blaster in the farm.

by Hupman December 30, 2011

Hershey Blaster

While getting head, right before you cum, you turn around and shit in her face. then you procede to jack off on her chest.

"I gave her a nice hershey blaster last night, she swore that she would never call me again."

by Barnett Jones November 15, 2007

beasted

a british military term for "completely catching someone off gaurd and beating the everloving shit out of them, physically, mentally, and or pyschololgically"

We beasted that fuckn twat for not having his shit together

by neitone October 14, 2010

beater bitch

A scuzzy, ugly, worthless and supremely stupid woman that's not worth two seconds' care or consideration. --Like a beater car.

I've got a beater bitch up in Mount Vernon. She's so bad that I wouldn't take to a shit-fight if I had first throw and could use her as ammunition.

by Bloodystocking January 4, 2009

Brow beater

When a girl kneels in front of you and sucks your balls as you slap your cock between her eyes.

She was perfect, she took a brow beater on the first date!

by Cudotz July 29, 2016

Cabbage blaster

A term for butt. Was first featured on Family Fued. With the prompt: We asked 100 women, if you are looking for a big ___. Then I'm your girl.

Cabbage blaster (butt) was the #2 answer on the board.

Girl are you German? Because I want to sauerkraut that cabbage blaster.

by Silver Harvest March 13, 2019

Ghetto-Blaster

Tool of death. e.g. gun, knife...

"these homies came down the street packing bout five ghetto-blasters and made a right mess man!

by rabbhimself March 28, 2005