ass goatee 

The result of a fully shaven vulva viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the anus at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee.

Man last night I was going down on Sue and she was so smooth but then I moved too low and hit her ass goatee. I wanted to puke up a hairball.

ass goatee by trainee October 25, 2007

Ass Rascal 

A man of homosexual tendencies

Person 1: Wow he's such a flamer
Person 2: Agreed, what an ass rascal

Ass Rascal by DaBigPimpinOne May 24, 2009

ass piggy 

a large male homosexual that likes to eat out the ass of other men.

I used to work with this ass piggy at Willy's So, he said that he did not care how fat he got as long as he remained bendy.

ass piggy by Fruit cup columbus June 15, 2010

ass gasket 

paper toilet seat protectors found in a dispenser usually on the wall

i was afraid to catch something from the toilet seat 'cuz they were out of ass gaskets

ass gasket by alascar August 19, 2010

ass stone 

A chunk of shit up under the rim of your asshole that skids your draws and eventually drops out once you get to walking.

I cant wear a thong cuz I gots a ass stone be working its way out

ass stone by blossombaby December 23, 2013

ass backwards 

To be out of order or reversed; very confused or mixed up; completely fouled up or wrong.

'Ass' refers to the rear end or buttocks, and 'backwards' means reversed. The phrase suggests that something is happening the wrong way, with the rear coming first. ('Ass' is an impolite word, so be careful using this phrase.)

Synonym: snafu

1) Jeb, you're riding that donkey ass backwards! Turn around!

2) You installed these windows ass backwards - the screens are supposed to be on the outside!

ass backwards by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

ass curd 

the tiny sliver of shit in the toilet after straining for what seems like eternity when you know you have to pinch a loaf.

tom got up, and looked into the bowl only to see a small ass curd there after feeling like he had to shit for an hour on the interstate.

ass curd by freedav05 December 24, 2006