Absatutely

An Alternate Way of Saying Absolutely.

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Absatutely

by Flashknight August 21, 2010

Absent Babysitter

The type of babysitter who will spend the night using your phone, eating your food, and ignoring your kids. In other words someone who may as well not even be there.

I always thought Louise was great with kids, but it turns out she's just another absent babysitter.

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

absolute bitch

A woman who manipulates you so that she can have an excuse to moan and bitch

"she asked me where I had been after work and I said at the gym then she said I had not been at work because I was in my gym clothes and I said okay whatever then I got shouted at for giving her attitude" ...Absolute bitch

by Sl95 November 25, 2013

absolute anal

The scientifically proven deepest point of anal penetration. The anal sex equivalent of absolute zero.

Did you check the matchups this week? My boys went absolute anal on Brian's squad.

by FFBushLeague March 3, 2016

Abscound

1. A more provocative form of abscond, but far more devious, mischievous, deliberate, and generally Tom-foolery, particularly while incredibly high.

2. To disappear from friends or venues with no notice whatsoever, particularly while incredibly high.

3. To simply leave, particularly while incredibly high.

1. As we watched the fireworks begin and our attention was upward, JKNaughty disappeared with the bag!
2. We thought Chris had abscounded, but he was simply turtling behind.

3. Joe, shall we abscound?

by Sugarglider February 4, 2017

Absence makes the vag grow tighter

The well known affect of a vagina tightening through lack of use

Daniella complained "we won't see each other for a week!"
Tom reassured "don't worry my sweet, for absence makes the vag grow tighter"

by Woland31337 March 19, 2017

Absolutist

A person who holds absolute values, theories, or principles, in philosophy, political, or theological matters. With unwavering conviction.

The adoration Hannah had for Amin was one of an absolutist (unchangable)

by Olivebranch April 13, 2017