Covert covid

Any black ops mission to eliminate the enemy coronavirus. Trained environmental service workers using hand to hand hygiene combat, high touch surface assaults, air to ground disinfectant missiles, and sanitizing drone strikes.

Our supervisor led us on a covert covid mission in 2020. We single handedly ripped the crown off that virus

by Unfiltered Coffey April 11, 2020

Covid Hat Trick

Getting all three Corona Vaccines, Johnson & Johnson, Moderna, and Comirnaty (BioNTech/Pfizer)

Covid Hat Trick
1st shot - Johnson & Johnson
Booster shot -> Moderna
2nd Booster shot -> Comirnaty (BioNTech/Pfizer

by king of Da niel July 6, 2022

Covid 20

The 20 extra pounds you put on while you were sitting at home channel surfing during the pandemic

I hope I can lose this covid 20 when I finally get back to work

by The Lady Rowan May 20, 2020

Covidity

Noun. Stupidity associated with COVID-19.

Not wearing a mask is covidity!

by ShariSaxLady July 5, 2020

Covid only killed older people

"BuT wE dIdN't KnOw It At ThE tImE!" ~ Piers Morgan

Hym "Yes we did you fat bitch! Yes we ducking did! And the conservative news-media was on it THE WHOLE TIME! They were shouting it from the rooftops and were condemned and attacked for doing so and ONCE THEY WERE PROVEN CORRECT... The libtards just tucked their heads and walked away as though it never happened. Like a child that threw a baseball through someone's window. We absolutely DID know that Covid only killed older people. We knew the lockdowns were ineffective. We watched as our politicians ignored their own prescriptions. Absolute shill behavior Piers. Pathetic."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2023

Covid Clean

absolutely clean, disinfected, organized. Nothing left to clean.

My house is covid clean, and no one will ever see it!

by Enterich April 22, 2020

Covid Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive

You won’t get sick from my cook’n, my kitchen is covid clean.

by Dodeki April 3, 2020