whig whoomp

when someone looks kinda like an ogar... mixed with an old indian man. ya know.

that stupid old hag looks like a whig whoomp.

that chunky bitch over there looks like a whig whoomp

that jamacin bitch be lookin at me all wrong like ima whig whoomp

by ass_eater69.4 November 9, 2019

Wingle Whoop

A hobo with a large dong.

Jenny touched a Wingle Whoop

by Jzjsjsjsjs December 26, 2019

Broken Whoopee Cushion

When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.

PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.

by Donaja Marjun February 23, 2021

Ooh-whoop

onomatopoeia. A sorority chant. Some shit sorority girls say.

We don't 'skee-wee,' we 'ooh-whoop'

by faggatron5000 July 28, 2021

alabama whoop whoop

The Alabama whoop whoop is the piercing of a Chonky cooter hood sometimes bearing a comb over or mullet downstairs

That chick last night had the old Alabama whoop whoop to my surprise

by AzRev February 26, 2022

To whom it may concern

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--To Whom it may concern---So how was your date with that Guy Lick?
Girl 1---- All I have to say is DAM IM HANDICAPPED!!!

by GucciBamboo December 19, 2022

Illinois Whoopee Cushion

While having oral sex with a female, spread the vagina and blow into it. Then tickle her to make her queef.

During oral sex, I gave my wife an Illinois Whoopee Cushion.

by Blow Hole Man November 1, 2022