The Waffle

adj. The Waffle is a term for someone who has the ability to be smart and make good decisions, but sometimes acts before they think. The action or phrase is usually stupid, and makes everyone think they are dumb.

v. To make yourself seem dumb by saying something or acting out without thinking first

Hunter: "Man, so that's where they keep all the fairies! Fairy Storage!!! DUH!!!"

Andrew: "Hunter, you are now officially The Waffle!!!"

by drew3782 April 9, 2010

twat waffel

the lips of a vagina or so called "pussy".

i licked the shizzle out of a twat waffel with syrup,butter,and jelly mmmm mmm mmmm biatch

by johnSEX=POOP June 25, 2006

belgin waffle

A belgin waffle is when you are slaying a girl with your precariously wide chode and you decide to eject excalibur from the twat stone and proceed to turn around and defecate on said muff cabbage. Step on the defecation in order to give it a circular waffle shape After wards proceed to douse the pussy cake in sweet golden urine as to be the "syrup on her waffle".

Timmy: Um not to be awkward, but can i give you a belgin waffle
Maria: Yes, but be light on the syrup sexy babe.

by Mark the gross March 1, 2011

San Francisco Corn Waffle

Take a Cleveland Steamer and hit it with a tennis racket.

If Boris Becker and Roger Federer got in a fight. A possible outcome could be a San Francisco Corn Waffle.

by Kid Lightning March 17, 2009

waffle conk

rear end, bottom, ass

'I sit on my waffle conk'

by John onda Bongola October 26, 2006

Soggy Waffle Game

Multiple gentlemen gather around a waffle (cooked). Then proceed to tug their toys. Last one to squirt on the waffle has to eat the waffle. It will be soggy at that time.

Hey guys! Want to play a round of the soggy waffle game at the adult party?

by Rick_Malone April 13, 2018

Blue waffle

When papa smurf fucks the living shit out of smurfette bruising her tight little midget pussy until it goes from light blue to a deep dark blue and oozes with white sticky cum.

Eww that's one mother fucking blue waffle

by Digglydonna August 24, 2017