valentine's day

A legal prostitution day where the male buys the female a box of candy just so she will put out once a year.

i am getting you this box of cocao for valentines day- please have sex with me.

by Monkey Man February 2, 2004

San Ramon Valley High

There is no real cafeteria so underclassmen run around hoping birds won't shit on them. Many girls don't wear the same outfit once and have new drama every fucking day. The girl's drama always involves a guy. While the hardcore raider fans aka ghetto kids drive nice cars to school but act like they are from compton. The guys think they are hot shit if they get wasted every weekend and most the kids at school drive nicer cars than the teachers. A SRV student's weekend consists of looking for a place to get drunk than ending up at inn n out. Most kids at the school are either stupid or smart.

Girl 1: Ashley totally hooked up with Jason at the party last night!!
Girl 2: What a bitch!!
Raider guy 1: I am going to key that bitch's escalade!!
Raider Guy 2: Yea lets fuck that shit up!

by student January 26, 2005

Ass Valet

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

by Michelle June 25, 2004

Maple Valley Days

A place to do drugs

Lets go to Maple Valley Days together!

by i am not stupid December 12, 2011

Welsh valley girls

Never seen without a lulu lemon lunch box in one hand and a hydro flask in the other, girls at welsh valley are almost too basic to function. They pull up to school wearing brandy, lulu lemon, firehouse tees, sugar lip tanks, aviator nation, and any other brand name so they can show off. The only athletic shoes they own are Air Force ones, because only two of them can actually play sports and the rest of them just do school sports to say they’re athletic. If you see them out to dinner, there’s a 99% chance they’re at Azie with daddy’s credit cards dressed head to toe in LF. None of them actually date guys, just are things with them and hook up until it ends and then they post crying selfies on their private stories. Speaking of private stories, they spam it with random shit about and have approximately 72 different private stories. They’ll pull up to bat mitzvahs with their hair done, tits and ass hanging out of either a bandage dress or a way too tight black dress. They’re also wearing super expensive jewellery. They’re all obsessed w tiktok and won’t stop doing the dances in school even though they look like they’re having seizures. They’re instagrams are full of bat Mitzvah pictures, birthday posts, and endless pictures in Margate where they all can’t wait to get high at Lucy. They spend the majority of their summers there, except at camp. They will spend every second they’re not at camp posting about how they want to be at camp and will never shut up about their campies.

Welsh Valley Girls are annoying, but at least they’re not ghetto like BC girls!

by just-a-person-lol September 16, 2019

ville valo

Hot Finnish Sex on Toast. He is my god!! Lead singer of Finnish love metal band H.I.M. He is so sexy... anyone who thinks otherwise is probably just blind... or secretely wants his sex (who doesn't?). Worship him!!

Ville Valo is the sexiest person alive and is god!

by Ville Valo... I wish February 16, 2005

Nerd Valhalla

A mythological place where nerds can LAN all day without growing tired. There is never a shortage of Bawls in Nerd Valhalla.

Much like the Valhalla of Norse Mythology where warriors could battle forever without tire.

When I die I want to go to Nerd Valhalla so that I can LAN and burn and pillage for eternity.

by PeaTearGriffin February 26, 2006