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paradoxical universe

The ontological principle, An acknowledgement of the fact that anything can exist can never truly make sense and be understood(it is illogical), and that nothing is an impossibility for the understanding too("nothing" is incomprehensible).
A justification for anything nonsensical or illogical.
When something or someone or an idea is totally illogical you can justify it or accept it with the words, "It's a paradoxical-universe!" or "we are living in a paradoxical universe"
by Paradoxical Universe October 27, 2011
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University of Texas

University of Texas is for rejected IVE league-wanna-be-bound Students who had to resort to a fallback school whose colors are burnt orange( being the colors babies shit out their ass), with a mascot being a cow (should we be shaking of fear?)-way to represent the state of Texas guys. A&M has a dog that could possibly have an aggressive aspect to it, and thank god at LEAST one of the Texas schools represented in the big12 has a mascot with a GUN huge props TEXAS TECH.

In the middle of a city, the campus is stacked up upon itself purposely so students who are hippie-mary j smoking freaks have something to look at while discussing their liberal beliefs in the conservative southern part of the country. HEY smart asses, if you all were so smart why didn’t you just go up north and bitch about liberal politics up there? Oh wait you WERENT smart enough to go there that right, my bad.

All the fruits attend this school in hopes that it will boost their ego and self esteem.-when it wont. Just makes them look even gayer.

Texas thinks they are the shit. Even though this past year the only team they couldnt beat in football was Texas tech university- way to get owned after all yalls shit talking HA. UT students think they are so smart-especially when they dare to consistently make fun of other schools such as A&M and TexasTech for example; ranting about how low their grades are and hope stupid they are when in REALITY there’s probably more STDs floating around UT Campus due to the anal-hippie-lovin-gay-sex, then what goes on up in Lubbock.

And oh wait, sorry Other Texas schools don’t suck cock for good grades and money to stay at UT.

UT is over rated. they need to get the long horns that are so stuck up their ass its causing stupidity due to glorifying their cult of orange shit-cow praising-anal fucking 'AWESOMENESS' YOU go UT woo!-Not.
Jim: Hey man where you go to school that allows me to wear colors that babys shit out their ass and so i can be a snobby cock-sucking homo?

Bob: dude University of Texas all the way man. its the biggest over rated school EVER. best part. your mascot is a cow.

Jim: UT BOUND!
by BAMFJen101 March 10, 2009
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Boston University

school for elite eurotrash and east coast slackers to attend when they are denied by the hundreds of schools superior to BU. note: no actual studying occurs there.
Did you see the eurotrash in their BMWs cruising Newbury Street last night? It was ridiculous!

Yeah, someone should really revoke their student visas.
by bc4lyfe November 11, 2004
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collectivism and universalism

two of the absolute worst things in life
collectivism and universalism are two of the absolute worst things in life
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and you can also take 'togetherness' 'tolerance' and 'sense of community' and shove it up your commie ass!
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civic minded people are sick minded people...
by freedom doesn't exist December 28, 2005
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Monmouth University

A school for mostly privledged white kids and athletes that doesn't actually care about it's student's wants and needs.
After years of complaining about lack of good dining hall food, they still won't change it and instead just REDESIGNED the dining hall, nothing seems to work in the art buildings that the students need, people are always needed help for broken things in the res halls at Monmouth University... I'm on my last year here and I still don't like the school because they take so much money and don't even use it to help us!!!
by Mizz M November 21, 2006
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secret universe

When one or more people witness or experience something either very scary/angering/cool/funny while everyone else around has no clue that anything at all happened.
when tim and john saw steve slit his own throat while no one else in the group noticed anything at all, tim and john experienced a secret universe.
by Will Connell July 21, 2008
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Universal "Yo"

A hand gesture involving the thumb, index, and middle fingers extended, with the palm side of the hand facing inward. The hand is also turned so the index and middle finger point horizontally. This gesture should be understand all over the world as signifying "Yo."
Whenever I bump into my homies, I flash them the universal "yo". If they flash it back, then shit is all good.
by universalyo September 22, 2010
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