turf tax

the person driving is using there gas so whenever they want something, they use the excuse "turf tax" which means "im driving you around so buy me this thing"

mason " lets go to mcdonalds"
ryan "fasho lets go im hungry. buy me a double cheeseburger"
mason " hell nah i only got $3"
ryan " bro, turf tax"

by daHERMINATOR September 10, 2010

Turneritis

Noun: the aches and pains housed in the body of a middle school aged Turner!!!

Man! Girl you must be a Turner! Always playing the "I hurt my xxxxxxx card". You have been diagnosed with Turneritis!

by Bigfishbee September 29, 2010

Turnability

The ability to turn better. as in a vehicle.

I chose the ferrari bcuz it had way better turnability.

Hey man look at the turnability on that car.

by tofu3000 June 13, 2011

Turnermapoe

An object or person where the name escapes you. Similar to a thingymajig but a little more substantial than a wotsitsname.

"Oh, you know what I mean, a Turnermapoe!".

by The Wizard of Waverly Place July 21, 2011

Turfro

A turtle and frog mixed. They are usually frogs the size of turtles with the turtle's head and tail. Turfros were created in the 60's. They normally have an afro and love to get down and groovy. Turfros are usually found on outdoor basketball courts but only come out during the summer. And they love to snack on centipedes and praying mantises.

"Wow look at that turfro!"

"A turfro is and unusual animal."

by The Turfro Experts July 31, 2012

turfmaster

One who is responsible for organizing horse races.

He is a famous turfmaster.

by uttam maharjan January 2, 2012

Turn One Out By Hand

verb \ˈtərn\ˈwən\ˈaüt\ˈbī\ˈhand\

a euphemism for masturbation.

Billy: "Where the hell are you going, Josh? You're gonna miss the best part!"
Josh: "Oh...I, uh...I just gotta take piss..."
Billy: "uh huh...well, you just go ahead and turn one out by hand, but I'm not-
Josh: "Fuck you, dude! I told you, I gotta take a piss!"

Billy: "Whatever, but I'm not rewinding it until I'm done. I wanna finish this thing before my parents get home."

by Jambo_11 May 9, 2013