tight

mad
salty
pissed

this girl got me so tight right now

by xxdrexler February 27, 2017

tight as a coke bottle

When something you wear (more commonly used for sex) is to tight.

Damn this condom is As 'tight as a coke bottle'

by LaffyAfi73 April 2, 2017

twighterfergitis

Rash caused by suffering blunt force trauma to the cranium.

Bill - "oh man i have a really bad rash and a boo boo on my head"
Ben - "probs have twighterfergitis from that fucker dropping his phone on you"
bill - "oh shit"

by //mps June 16, 2017

taighten

Guy with a small choad. Very gay and likes anal.

Ewww that person is a taighten

by Kerrycart April 18, 2018

Tight as a dot

A phrase used when describing some bomb ass pussy.

"Dude. That girl's pussy was tight as a dot!"

by WubalubaAids August 22, 2017

tight-fittin' genes

An unfortunate inherited "legacy" which cause many of the descendants to be heavy-statured, whether they try to live healthfully or not.

(From an old Snuffy Smith cartoon) Elviney: I am soooo envious of that woman down the street --- she gets a brand-new dress every week!
Loweezy: Oh, no worries, darlin' --- that's only 'cuz she goes up another DRESS SIZE every week! It's those dad-blamed tight-fittin' genes!

by QuacksO September 30, 2017

tight tornado

When a man is complimenting the tightness of the vagina, and begins wiggling it around inside for emphases

"He gave her a tight tornado"

by literal_garbage November 8, 2017