suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.

Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy

by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019

grumble suck

When a girl blows you and makes half Moan and half mumble something and you can't hear her. But continue spreading cum in her throat. Don't forget breath mints.

That whore totally grumble sucked me hard. Didn't hear what she said but I don't care. She only cost me $30

by boost the monster May 14, 2015

Suck and sniff

When she wants to give you a blowjob and sniff your ass at the same time.

Hey babe you ready for some suck and sniff?

by Dirty Dick April 16, 2020

Semi-suck

The act of commiting oral sex through mesh or fabric, however this cannot be performed through calcite, feldspar, or small sheets of metal.

"I just had the craziest experience man- I was at a party and this guy came up to me and started semi-sucking me through my jorts!"
"Please stop contacting this number."

by cloverstardust March 30, 2023

Suck a goat

Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.

You smell like you suck goats for minimum wage. Go suck a goat.

by drypants August 27, 2022

Sucking Fupid

Not 'fucking stupid', but Sucking Dick.

Mabdaence 3rd, 9999
"Babe? Want to have a long sucking fupid time today?" Arin asks.
"Sure." replies Natalia.

by LesbianLover_NoDicksForME May 19, 2015

Stink sucking

When you are on bottom of sixty nine, while your girl is sucking you off, you wrap your legs around her neck forcing her to gag on your beef while you fart and make her choke on your meat and your stink.

I had that nasty bitch from the Sorority stink sucking last night after the party

by Azorelady June 19, 2019