The Undertaker 

This is the equivalent of "fake chow", to be performed on men. The undertaker entails not actually performing fellatio, but performing a very specific set of manouvers to convince your partner that his dick is in your mouth.

This is achieved by several steps:
1.) flipping your hair forward, draping your hair over the dick area, aka Cousin It style. Better known for WWF champion

"the undertaker"
2.) spit into your dominant hand, and then grip the top of the shaft for maximum depth imitation.
3) the imation of fellatio is delivered by stroking hand- job style and simotaniosly gagging through your curtain of hair keeping eye contact.
4) Keep a towel handy. Once your partner has finished, run to the nearest bathroom as if you have a full mouth and then Tebow, your job has ended successfully and you have nothing to spit out.

The undertaker, blow job, gagging, hair, spit

The Undertaker by 28 Whitehorse road January 23, 2012

Killing the Unicorn 

Slang for having sex.
Origin: Unicorns of myth reputably could only be tamed by virgins. So, were a man or woman to kill the unicorn they would be slaying the metaphorical virginity. Used in everyday situations it is simplified to having sex.

Guy 1: Dude? What are you doing tonight?
Guy 2: Oh, you know, going to my girlfriend's house. We're killing the unicorn.

Killing the Unicorn by elemenopee March 13, 2009

The ultimate truth 

the only reason black people voted for obama is because he is black.
no one will say it, but everyone knows its true, even black people

black guy: i voted for obama because he is a republican

white guy: the ultimate truth proves itself once again

The ultimate truth by k-nigga February 5, 2009

The United States of America 

U.S.A is the land blessed by God, but a nation where the peoples cursed by GOD live in.

The United States of America by Ack!~~~~~~~~~~~~~ September 4, 2003

shake hands with the unemployed 

what guys who can't get a girlfriend do

When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"

shake hands with the unemployed by Monodon July 27, 2004

State of the Unizzle Address 

The type of State of the Union speech that Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle might give.

State of the Unizzle Address

"My fellow Americans, wazzzzaaaaaa! You pimps and hos have been doin' a good job, fa sho. I wanna give a holla to my dog over in SoCal - and also wanna holla at my dogs in NYC. We keep that shit real ya heeeard me peeps!

My fellow American playas and hot mammas and baby daddies and homies, we are faced with a great threat today. This is some serious shit yall. I want yall to listen to me very very fuckin seriously carefully ok. I didn't go to the school of Hard Knocks Ivy on Dubs Law Academy for nuthin, bitches. I know this shit is for real. I didn't grajjjawate with a .44 for nothin bitches - I know my shit ya heard me dogs.

So here's the deal - we gotta bust a cap in Irans head OK. Those bitches are gettin fuckin sick and straight-up evil ya know. So let's teach those bitches a good nice lesson, ya heeaaard. I am making a proposition that we bust a cap up in their ass too.

Oh and they definitely got weapons of massive destruction - no doubt. No doubt my peeps. Just yesterday I saw on the news that they were making fire! Fire, bitches! That's some seriously dangerous shit! That's chemical weaponry by the way, capable of mass murder and annihilation.

So we got that straight now and u all feel me, aight bitches? OK, next on the agenda is the school policy.

There is no doubtation to me that school is very vital and very good for the whole nation. So remember kids - stay in school, be cool, don't be a fool, don't be a tool, don't play pool... ooh bitches I'm bout to start rappin fa'sho!

Hey all my bitches, here me out -

Stay in school, fa'sho
keep it cool, ya know
stay in school, be a pimp
Dress up cool, don't limp
Stay in school, be smart
Don't fail class, do yo part
Stay in school, fa'sho
keep it cool, ya know

Thanks my bitches and dogs. I think that you all are doin' a great job, I think you all are currently off the heezy, but we could try to up it to off the laweezy fa sheezy ya heard.

Oh yeah, I forgot dammit! TAXES -Oh shit! Ummm.. ey , first of all peeps - I love u all. I really do love you all my bitches and thugs. You all are great. But look, ummm... I can't lie to you - we need some more cash money, we need some more moolah.

So this is the plan aight - I'm gonna keep it simple. I'm going to start going on tour all over the United States continent and having concerts, and you all gotta come and pay 50 dollars per person to listen to me rap and do stand-up comedy. This will generate at least a couple bazillion more benjamins for us. Cuz really yall - I mean my Air Force One needs a major makeover. I mean, come on - I definitely need to get the 98" inch dubs on that baby. I need to be stuntin when I travel to places like Japanesy, and France and China, and Germanium.

You all get my flow right? Yall feel me right babies? aight, fa'sho

Oh, and God Bless America by the way. Fa'sho. aight catch yall later - I got some biznass I gottsta do - I gotta do my hustling ya know... aight peeps, peace out!

State of the Unizzle Address by Adel7 January 1, 2008

The Used 

everyone hear has said that they kick ass so just to be different im gonna say that they don't, they suck.
(actually i really like them but i just wanted to be original, im sad)

y listen to The Used when u can listen to bluegrass?

The Used by frederick von baart June 29, 2004