Spermagulation

Spermagulation is semen clogging the urethra. This side affect occurs if you do not urinate shortly after sexual intercourse or masturbation. It can become quite painful if this is not taken care of post haste.

"SHIT! My penis is on fire! I should have cleared out my urethra sooner than later to avoid the retched spermagulation."

by Grantyy October 19, 2008

Sperman

One of the many potential outcome languages resulting from taking multiple foreign language classes simultaneously.

I forgot whether I was in my Spanish 1 class or my German 1 class, so I ended up translating "Where is the dog?" to "¿Dónde está der Hund". I'd be getting an A in Sperman right now.

by RequiemCube July 16, 2010

Sherm Dog

Similar to sherm, it is a hot dog dipped in PCP with a marijuana relish garnish.

I was tripping balls after I ate three o' dem Sherm doggie dogs.

by fantomelt January 10, 2009

Spermtastic

A hot bitch that is so hot she is worth jizzing on.

Tonya is so hot she is spermtastic!

by G-RED October 29, 2006

spermbrows

when ones eyebrows resembles that of a sperm's anatomy

"Check that chick out, she waxed her eyebrows into spermbrows!"

by Guntottingknight August 16, 2007

spermafrost

The layers of ejaculate that build up in the carpet adjacent to a computer with internet access.

Put down plastic lining so you don't get a spermafrost build up and lose your cleaning deposit.

by Harry kidace January 31, 2014

Sperm+Sperm

When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.

Math Teacher: What is sperm+sperm

Me: When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.

by Joe Mama but it's Kanye November 7, 2019