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slashley

a girl named ashley who loves cutting herself. often seen in jean jackets and sweaters, slashley generally has multiple band-aids on her fingers from repeatedly cutting herself with her dad's bowie knife, or her mom's paring knife. sometimes, slashley is subject to mild fits of shouting or bouts of rage, immediately followed by a session of scissor-art, using her body as the canvas.
dude 1: slashley is in the er again. this time she cut part of her ear off

dude 2: damn...that psycho chick just won't learn
by Alphabot January 26, 2014
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Splash and dash

When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.
Borris: Why were you late?
Larry: Sorry, I had to splash and dash
by safekid420 March 13, 2015
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slash-and-burn editor

A wiki editor who deletes or removes content instead of fixing, improving, rewording, or sourcing it. Someone whose main mission is (or appears to be) to remove instead of contribute.
A slash-and-burn editor just deleted that paragraph instead of fixing it!
by Anty Matter November 7, 2015
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splash bath

When one uses a public restroom to wash their genitalia when in expectation of sexual intercorse.
Bob needed to take a quick splash bath before seeing Jim
by Bigbagofnope December 5, 2015
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Splashbacks

Getting 'nam flashbacks after being covered in icy cold water
and ONLY icy cold water, tends to happen at waterparks and in the antarctic ocean.
Ted: hhememmfmmdggghelpppp...
Dave: Jim, what's wrong with Ted?
Jim: Hes having Splashbacks, I told you coming to this waterpark was a bad idea.
by SetOnFireSandwich March 23, 2016
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Splash Damage

1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.

2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.

3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.
1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.

2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.

3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.
by stormychild March 23, 2016
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Splashadoodle

When 2 fat people in hover chairs splash water at eachother. Also, splashadoodle is also known as a reference to an amazing pre-cum during sex with men.
Nathan: i splashadoodled all over Andy last night, fucking worth it
by Handicap Penadoodle August 9, 2016
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