A drink in anticipation of stupid actions so as to provide a convenient excuse later. Also helpful to prevent being the designated driver.
I am going to cheat on my wife tonight, better get a safety drink in so I have an excuse later.
I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.
I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.
by manifestatate January 6, 2012
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Anal Sex with a woman.
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,
This method is somewhat more safe than risking children
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,
This method is somewhat more safe than risking children
by Vikingtesticles September 23, 2012
Get the Safety Shag mug.Going on a Vacation to save your reletionship or to make it equal after your partner has done something for you.
by hughieee August 20, 2013
Get the Safecation mug.(n.) A man who is on a woman's "safety list" of guys she has slept with in the past and who are not dangerous psychopaths or possessive and are halfway decent in bed. A woman will keep these men in her phone for situations when she is feeling horny but does not want to take her chances with someone new.
by Hunal11 March 13, 2014
Get the safety d mug.Scafes, a sexually transmitted disease that causes phalic shrinking and homosexuality in males but in females causes vomiting and loss of attraction to all men.
Girl 1: BLRAAAHHGR!!!
Girl 2: are you okay? You've been vomiting all day.
Girl 1: I'm not sure, i feel completely repulsed by men and I don't know why.
Girl 2: you should go to your doctor right away! It sounds like a bad case of the scafes!
Girl 2: are you okay? You've been vomiting all day.
Girl 1: I'm not sure, i feel completely repulsed by men and I don't know why.
Girl 2: you should go to your doctor right away! It sounds like a bad case of the scafes!
by Scafes survivor May 23, 2015
Get the Scafes mug.A variation of America's Pastime, baseball. The only alteration is that instead of there being a coach located next to first base giving instruction there is a cooler full of beer.
The rules go as follow:
1. A base runner who successfully reaches first base is required to take a beer from the cooler upon arrival to (or passing of) the base.
2. The runner has the liberty of drinking their beer at any point while they are on the base paths. They don't have to run and drink at the same time or try any particular maneuver. If there's a foul ball or a long AB, they can still drink.
2.1. (**Note: shafeball purists may limit beer to only be consumed while the ball is in play, rather than at any time. Rule #2 can be determined based on the ground rules of the shafeball field the game is played upon).
3. Said runner unable to cross home plate until said beer is finished. If a runner crosses home with beverage in their container, they are automatically ruled out. No ifs, ands, or buts.
Given the alcoholic nature of this sport it's highly recommended that it be played with whiffle balls and a whiffle ball bat in order to avoid injuries.
Some variations of shafeball may incorporate dizzy bat being performed by a batter before they swing at a pitch, but again this is a ground rule to be determined by the team's partaking in the game of shafeball.
Recommended # of innings - 5
Recommended amount of beer - 2-3 cases (anticipate having an average of at least 3 beers per player).
The rules go as follow:
1. A base runner who successfully reaches first base is required to take a beer from the cooler upon arrival to (or passing of) the base.
2. The runner has the liberty of drinking their beer at any point while they are on the base paths. They don't have to run and drink at the same time or try any particular maneuver. If there's a foul ball or a long AB, they can still drink.
2.1. (**Note: shafeball purists may limit beer to only be consumed while the ball is in play, rather than at any time. Rule #2 can be determined based on the ground rules of the shafeball field the game is played upon).
3. Said runner unable to cross home plate until said beer is finished. If a runner crosses home with beverage in their container, they are automatically ruled out. No ifs, ands, or buts.
Given the alcoholic nature of this sport it's highly recommended that it be played with whiffle balls and a whiffle ball bat in order to avoid injuries.
Some variations of shafeball may incorporate dizzy bat being performed by a batter before they swing at a pitch, but again this is a ground rule to be determined by the team's partaking in the game of shafeball.
Recommended # of innings - 5
Recommended amount of beer - 2-3 cases (anticipate having an average of at least 3 beers per player).
by Admiral tinker August 14, 2015
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