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Safeception 

The phenomena of one safe being in another.
Billy opened the rusty old safe to find another, slightly newer one inside of it. "Wow, I never thought the day would come when I would experience safeception," Billy breathed in the damp basement.
Safeception by Mkmk_yo February 9, 2012

spacecation 

A vacation out to space. Available to those even without the required training of an astronaut.
"I'd love to go on a Spacecation..."
"If it were me, I'd probably go to Mars!"
spacecation by Mel-Woody October 26, 2009

shamecation 

A vacation from a friend, activity, or location (e.g. bar, restaurant) due to committing a shame-inducing transgression (e.g. 86'd from a bar, making out with a friend's spouse). Typically lasts until one apologizes/settles the lawsuit to/with the aggrieved party.
Stan went on a shamecation from hanging out with Kyle after getting inappropriately drunk at his wife's birthday party and being thrown out of the restaurant for arguing with the Asian manager.
shamecation by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014

statecation 

My family and I enjoyed our statecation and discovered beatuiful and amazing things around the state.
statecation by This Guy V2G October 30, 2010

Sagelations 

A term used to describe a painful rash on a sagging part of the body, be it flab or sagging skin on an older person.
I need help scratching these raging Sagelations on my back!”
Sagelations by Ze Auggie November 29, 2020

shavecation 

A period of time, slightly longer than normal, one goes without shaving. Ususally associated with the holidays and comes to an end in early January. Can be intentional or unintentional. In the common case of beards - the shavecation usually upsets a wife or girlfriend, and is often incorrectly mistaken for laziness.
Barbara: "Sheesh, you look like you've been on a month-long shavecation"

Walter J: "Don't worry boss, the beard will go at the end of my shavecation. See you next week"
shavecation by emjaybizzle January 5, 2011