Science

A way to justify a bullshit disrespectful attitude toward the world and anybody who doesn't think the way you want them to, despite your claims of being a liberator.

The girl and boy used science from their school books to justify their continued attitude toward the folks who did not and would not look at things in their bullshit rationalized, repressed way.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

Scientolo-Douche

When someone behaves very strangely after becoming a member of the church of scientology.

Tom Cruise use to be cool, until he became a Scientolo-Douche!

by Rip Ravenscroft August 31, 2018

Science

Science is the act of Disproving a hypothesis by scientific methods, testing, observation, and previously yet-to-be-disproved ideas such as Newton's Laws, or Albert Einstein's formula E=mc^2

Higher-Education-Teacher: "Okay class, what actually is science?"

Student: "Proving something right?"

Higher-Education-Teacher: "It's actually disproving a hypothesis by a means of testing"

by Anon-HE-Student October 10, 2018

Scienphilosophy

The study of science and philosophy combined to understand the deeper meanings of our universe and its workings. Expected to become a more common field of study as we head into the future.

I study scienphilosophy as a way to better understand the links between philosophical questions with scientific discoveries that have been done so far. The two can be observed and understood in a harmonious manner and may be the key to the progress of humankind.

by KyleDome October 12, 2018

scienciology

The study of dumb shit

Random Person: What do you do?
Group: We study in Scienciology because we do dumb shit. Mom

by ShadowUmbreon90 January 3, 2019

scientitious

something that is both based in science and superstition (superstitious)

ex: "oh, how very scientitious of you"

said in response to people doing things that sound scientific but are actually superstitious.

(painting a car yellow so it 'goes faster')

ex: can also be used to describe things such as Hollywood fake science babble (ex. Star Trek tech lingo, superhero power explanations etc.)

by TerraDea January 9, 2019

scientific nut

scientific nut, is when you nut as hard as scientist say you can nut, and manage to nut 9 feet

(Scientist): how is it going with the nutting?

(Subject): i dont think its possible to scientific nut that hard, i think we shold give up on the operati-

BANG!!!

(Scientist): Bring in the next subject! The last one could'nt do it

by PersonWithPHDInSmart February 25, 2019