SAGS

Stands for Small Aggressive Gimp Syndrome.
Characteristics include shouting, twitching, and being overly aggressive towards others, while maintaining a lower than average height.
Can also result in increased ego and delusions of being attractive.

X: Hey Ollie, you're ugly
Ollie: NO I'M NOT!!! I'M THE BUFFEST GUY IN THE YEAR!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
X: Oh and also, you have split ends
Ollie: ARGH!!! NO I DON'T!!!

by Archie December 6, 2004

Swag Tag

A lanyard with a clip on it holding keys or other possessions. Worn with the lanyard hanging out off your pocket. Often used to rep a sports team or college. The longer the lanyard hangs out of your pocket, the more swag you have.

Student 1: I heard you got your drivers license!!

Student 2: Yea so now i can rock my keys on a swag tag!

Student: I can decide to rep Penn State or the Flyers on my swag tag

Student: Longer tag=More Swag!!

by DJSCHWAZAY October 8, 2011

Swag Cap

1. The maximum swag attainable by any person(s) at a given time. Similar to the salary cap placed on sports teams by many professional leagues. If swag cap is surpassed, the surpassing swag star will be swagger jacked by his nearest bro.

2. A sporting, flat billed cap only to be worn by complete douches or bros who have achieved maximum swaggertude.

1.
Bro 1: "Bro, you were swag steppin' so hard today, you must be near the swag cap."
Bro 2: "Yeah bro, I'm definitely nearing maximum swaggertude."

2.
Guy 1: "Aww man, look at that douche over there, trying to rock a swag cap way too hard."
Guy 2: "Nah bro, that's Greg. He's got total swag."

by Schazek August 24, 2011

Kiss My Swag

A modern alternative to kiss my ass. A sarcastic comment said by those that are on the hustle and receive madd luv or madd hate for it.

Ignant Hater: I like your Lambo and all but it would look better if it was white....

Mandy: Negro please. Kiss my swag!
Ignant Hater bending over: just saying though...

Clueless Groupie: oh my gosh Jigga, I totally love that DOA joint.
Jay-Z: Go on and kiss my swag then!
Clueless Groupie: Oh my gosh! Totally!

by Kp-Spears June 6, 2009

swag (S.W.A.G.)

Shit wasn't all good

That experience was swag like swag (S.W.A.G.).

by Gribbzz August 22, 2011

swag

in reference to marijuana, usually denoting weak, poopy, or bad weed; reggie

1: What kind of bud did you buy?
2: It's some swag, regs.

by Gidget12345 August 18, 2011

swag (s.w.a.g.)

Stuff

We

Africans

Got

Dang shoty i got some serious swag (s.w.a.g.) last night at the mall

by hydros45 October 29, 2012