window shopping

When a person stares at the ass or genitals of another person without actually touching them.

Guy: *staring at a woman's ass*
Woman: Hey! I see you window shopping there!

by redandsymmetry February 22, 2017

shopkin

The toy that girls go crazy about.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!A SHOPKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I HAVE MY 9000th ONE!

by Cookielover193 June 25, 2017

shopportunity

n. A "can't miss" sale or exchange of goods often taken advantage of by the most frugal, cheapest person you know. A real shopportunity envolves multiple exchanges, layers, relationships, and coupons. This is sometimes mistaken for a scam, and borders on white collar crime.

Cam: "Dude, did you hear about the shopportunity that Goldenstein just scored?"

Mark: "No, what did it entail?"

Cam: "He went and bought 3 Sunday newspapers for the $60 off a glucose monitor coupon..."

Mark: "But, he's not even diabetic."

Cam: "Right, but the Walgreens in Wyoming had the glucose monitor advertized for $30, so he bought 3 of them, gaining $90 in store credit, which he used to buy 9 copies of a video game. He took those 9 copies to Game Stop, where he got $30 in store credit for each copy. He used that to get a PS3, essentially he got it for free."

by dpmarky November 21, 2010

Hood Shopping

Removing oneself from one's comfortable, suburban, white lifestyle for the day, by going shopping in one's local hood with a group of friends to take advantage of the ridiculously inexpensive clothing stores. The experience can be augmented by trying on flat brimmed hats, blasting hip hop on the way down, and dining at such hood quality institutions as McDonalds or Pop-eyes.

"Nice new purse Tracey! What store in the mall did you buy it from??"
"Bitch please! They don't have this shit at the mall, you have to go hood shopping to find this kind of fly-ass style! I got this and a matching hooker heels for $10! Gosh I love the hood!"

by aaaPp October 14, 2008

Mystery shopper

Doing the lady from behind, pretending to fumble and fall out whilst your mate who was hiding in the wardrobe takes over. You run outside and tap on the window and when she looks up you wave.

My boyfriend surprised me last night with a mystery shopper. Lets just say he was so good my boyfriend has moved out and the shopper's moved in.

by Intrusion June 26, 2012

Last minute shopper

When a person decides to go shopping a few minutes before closing hour(often in a supermarket). Simply because nobody else is shopping at that time, or because they want to bother the staff with questions or something.

Example:
Worker: *cleaning up something, 2min to closing hour*
Customer: *entering with a trolley* Hello!
Worker: Hello! We are closing in 2 minutes, just fyi
Customer: I know, I will just get a few things
Worker: *thinking* Oh great! The last thing I need right now is another last minute shopper..

by tunezz January 19, 2015

proletarian shopping

Looting; when the working class goes apeshit and steals large quantities of merchandise en masse, usually accompanied by vandalism, arson, and violence against the police.

The revolution is here! Lets smash those fucking windows and do some proletarian shopping!

by stuzzzzz January 7, 2008