Procrasturbate

To masturbate when one's procrastinating

Instead of doing my work, i procrasturbated to my favorite porno.

by ZACX February 24, 2010

procrastispacing

It is when you spend your time on myspace, facebook,and or twitter when you really have important stuff to do, but dont want to do them.

I have to study for my economics final but im procrastispacing on facebook.

by Legeci February 25, 2010

procrasturbate

When you have something to do but you procrastinate and spend your time masturbating instead.

i have homework that's due tomorrow, but all i've done today was procrasturbate

by Rooskie Business March 7, 2010

Procrastidrink

Procrastinating by drinking.

I was going to pack up my house to move, but I decided to procrastidrink instead.

by @robb March 10, 2010

proctorology

Based on 'Spike-Theory Karma' derived from the 'Church' of 'proctorology.' Not to be confused with L Ron Hubbard's
sham of an organization 'church of scientology' which is commonly known for the art of bending over to recieve anal communion.

Gnarly Prime says, "Don't be tricked by cheap imitations like scientology. Convert to Proctorology today! Be a giver not a taker!" As I always say, "I may not be a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one."

by gnarlyprime March 11, 2010

procrease

tastefully artful menouver around the crease that surrounds that nylon of a lacrosse goal. Often done by an attackman, however is possible to accomlish if a goalie or even a defensemen. The easiest way to accomplish this is mastering the split-roll dodge combo in order to station yourself face to face with the goalie.

"Did you see when Skylar rolled about the crease with ease leaving his defender's feet tangled."
"yeah it was procrease!"

by PCplaya April 1, 2010

Procrasturbate

When one has intent to accomplish something, but instead masturbates.

I never get my homework done in time, I procrasturbate too much!

by BridgesGijsbers April 6, 2010