procrease

tastefully artful menouver around the crease that surrounds that nylon of a lacrosse goal. Often done by an attackman, however is possible to accomlish if a goalie or even a defensemen. The easiest way to accomplish this is mastering the split-roll dodge combo in order to station yourself face to face with the goalie.

"Did you see when Skylar rolled about the crease with ease leaving his defender's feet tangled."
"yeah it was procrease!"

by PCplaya April 1, 2010

processees

A way to say the plural form of processes that some dooooosh made up.

Those are a lot of processees just to do one thing.

by teeter1122 November 9, 2013

procras-tea-nation

Putting off any work until you've drank some tea.

Brett was laying in bed all day, not doing his project that was due in a day. He craved bubble tea so he decided to get some. After drinking some tea, he got out of bed and worked on the project, finishing it and handing it in.

Eddy: Did you get that project done?
Brett: Yeah, but only about 2 hours before the due date. I think I have procras-tea-nation.

by pizzacato November 14, 2020

Procrastabating

The act of procrastination by masturbation.

I was gonna do all my English homework, but instead I ended up procrastabating.

by HungryDingo2 March 16, 2010

procrasta-masta

Someone who is really good at procrastination. They habitually do it, often staying up until the wee hours of the night, if they sleep at all. They never learn to do work steadily or early. Yet somehow they always get it all done! AND do it well!

Man, how does Rob do it??? He didn't start his report until midnight, didn't sleep at all, and he still gets a 98%? He's such a procrasta-masta!

by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008

Procras

a shortened form of writing any form of 'procrastinate'

Mark: We haven't done any of our homework yet.

Adam: Yeah we are such procras.

by skater13am March 27, 2009

Procrasta-cone

1. When a fellow stoner is procrastinating punching a cone

2. When you use punching cones as a strategic way to procrastinate daily tasks

1.
Person 1: Dude, why are you procrasta-coning that billy?
Person 2: ......Fuck off! (Pulls cone)

2.
Person 1: Oh man, how hard was that assignment last night?
Person 2: Didn't do it, couldn't help but procrasta-cone!

by Northernbeachesstoners December 7, 2014