No Shit Sherlock

This means "obviously" but you say this if u wanna be sarcastic.

John: Hey bob, I am talking right now!

Bob: No Shit Sherlock!

by Why you even reading this? November 14, 2017

shit taste

1. n. A person that has poor taste qualities towards certain subjects.

2. v. The inability to discriminate between good and bad qualities towards a subject.
3. adj. A subject that has a poor sense of taste and quality.

Usually it refers from entertainment to arts.

E.g. 1
Person 1: OMG! I love X's music.
Person 2: You have shit taste. Y's music is way out your X's league.

E.g. 2
Person 1: OMG! I love Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: You have shit taste. Go read a real quality dictionary book.

by Gogo91 October 13, 2013

shot to shit

falling to pieces or in a state of disrepair; no longer functional; broken

Joe: "man, my car's so overdue for a service, it's spewin' out black smoke and makes all kinda noises when I start 'er up!"

Jane: "overdue for a service? Joe, that car of yours is overdue for the scrap heap... it's shot to shit!"

by Col & Ebs May 20, 2010

little shit

Something my grandma calls

"Get over here you little shit"

by guess who February 15, 2006

shit-tastic

Don't let the name fool you, 'shit-tastic' actually means that something is really bad or fucked up. It's like being sarcastic whilst still saying something is shit.

Hey do you like my new anal dildo?
*rolls eyes* It's shit-tastic!

by StiffieSteve September 27, 2005

shit masher

When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.

I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!

by Fanny Worthington March 10, 2018

shit blocked

When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.

I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!

by john coulda woulda shoulda July 29, 2009