terr' 'n tirny

Terror and Tyranny as pronounced by Dubya

Saddam has weapons of terr' 'n tirny!

by Xenu Intersmegmatic Warcraft April 12, 2009

weave-n-sleeve

1. The technique where one weaves the headphone wire of an ipod into their sleeve so as to lean on their hand and listen to music covertly
2. To employ the technique of weaving an ipod headphone into ones sleeve in order to listen to music secretly

That speaker was so boring at school I just weave-n-sleeved and rocked to basshunter the whole presentation.

by Leah Beah February 22, 2009

shake n' rape

When someone shakes your hand and unexpectedly caresses your palm with their fingers. Although the gesture is not always accompanied by a smile, the intentions of the shake n' raper are usually clear.

Luke: So I changed his oil and went to shake his hand and he gave me the old shake n' rape!
Jen: He did what?!
Luke: Yeah, he slowly stroked the inside of my palm with his middle finger and I swear he had a slight smile at the corner of his mouth.

by Dominatrickz April 19, 2013

Rub n Plug

The process whereby a masseur will give a female client a sleazy massage in which he will charge her a little extra cash in hand to conclude the massage with a finger bashing as her happy ending. The female equivalent of a Rub n Tug

Tracey: "Have you heard about the masseur on Long Street?"
Narleen: "No?"
Tracey: "Apparently if you go in and ask for Chuck, he gives a great massage and if you slip him an extra $20 at the end he'll finish you off with a Rub N Plug!"

by Cr@fty A January 27, 2015

Dip n whistle

The act of inserting one's finger into their belly button, then smelling said finger in order to confirm or deny it's cleanliness.

Nicole: Hey Kimmy what are you doing with your finger in the corner over there?

Kimmy: Nothing....

Nicole : Kimmy you need to grow up and dip n whistle in private. Typical New Yorkers.

by Jcray13 June 2, 2015

Surf N Turf

A combination oral sex act in which one moves fluidly between cunnilingus and anilingus.

Matt was awesome and in tune with the ladies, it didn't take him any time at all to get some serious surf N turf at any time of day.

by porkrocket October 8, 2016

Smoke 'n' Choke

When you're in the middle of fucking a bitch and you want to spice things up you light a bong, make the bitch take a fat rip then you choke her so all the smoke gets stuck in her lungs. This causes the bitch to viciously try to get the smoke out but cannot.

Me: Bro last night me and Stephanie were fucking and we did the Smoke 'n' Choke.
Friend: Damn how'd she react?
Me: She was struggling shit was hot.
Friend: Nice dude.

by LoganF January 7, 2019