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The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending
The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

Imp 'n' Ahn 

n. In Yinzer, this is a mixed drink, useful in drowning one's sorrows after a particularly disappointing loss by the Pittsburgh Steelers or contemplating that the Pittsburgh Pirates haven't had a winning season since 1992 (as of the 2009 season). It is a Depth Charge Boilermaker made with Iron City Beer and Imperial Whiskey. Here's the recipe:

10 oz. Iron City Beer
1.5 oz. Imperial Whiskey

Pour cold beer carefully into tumbler as to not create a head. Wash hands, carefully clean a shot glass inside and out, then fill shot glass with Imperial Whiskey--hold shot glass, do not put on bar or table. Carefully drop whiskey-filled shot glass into beer, and serve. No garnish.
Jeez-o-man! The Stillers dom'nated, but lost, n'at! Barkeep, I need to get drownded in an Imp 'n' Ahn!

Translation: Golly! (or other expression of exasperation). The Pittsburgh Steelers lost another game like they did when they played Houston, limited them to 45 yards of total offense, and lost! Bartender, I need to drown my sorrows in a Iron City Beer & Imperial Whiskey Depth Charge.
Imp 'n' Ahn by Dan Weyandt November 25, 2009

i.d.o.y.a.e.n.a.h.i.w.w.u.t.t 

"i dream of you almost everynight and hopefully i wont wake up this time." ~ Surf Curse -Freaks
Hey! i.d.o.y.a.e.n.a.h.i.w.w.u.t.t
Mean Nasty Ass Hoe said to someone whom you really dislike or someone getting on your last nerves.
M.N.A.H by Nena Elena April 11, 2007

rap'n ahalf 

When something is over completely because one team is winning so bad that means it's a rap'n ahalf.
Man, this game is a rap'n ahalf!
rap'n ahalf by The real Got 'Em March 20, 2022