Master Blaster

Master means biggest, best, thoroughly skilled and dominating.

Blaster means a powerful ejaculating cock so bad it should be classed a SciFi weapon.

Or in other words, a Master Blaster is a cock of the biggest and most powerful type - one that will dominant your world.

They are talking about me in that Ivor Biggun song "Bras on 45". I got the Master Blaster and will rock your world.

When the twins finished me off, my Master Blaster about shot down that starship Enterprise.

Little girl I don't think you are ready for the Master Blaster. But come back when you are 18 and we can work on some stretching exercises. You got some nice potential in your ass and boobs for a 15 year old. - Leroy Brown

by William Shaftner February 9, 2010

Par Master

Par Masters are people who have a strong Par game. There are very few Par Masters and these Par Masters come together to form a Par Council. The Par Council decides on issues ivolving the world of Pars, Pars would not live on to this day without them.

#1)
(Talking to a short girl)

Small Girl: I wanna be a wizard
Conor: Shame you're a dwarf
Small Girl: your Par game is strong
Tom: yeah youre a Par Master

#2)
(Out walking the dog with a lady friend)
Lady friend: The dog smells better than you
Tom: Yeah well the dog smells better than your fanny
(Later Tom tells Conor about said event to which Conor replies "Tom you are such a Par Master"

by PARthVader December 13, 2010

Mastabbatical

A self imposed period free from masturbation. Often employed by single men as a strategy to improve productivity at work and in other life pursuits. Regularly used in conjunction with a set end date or target time frame. Should be used with caution as is considered by many to present considerable health hazards.

"Did you hear that he is taking a 7 week mastabbatical? That guy has a tag like 5 times a day! That's gotta be tough."

by TheProcessOwner August 19, 2013

Master-And-Commander Debate

A trivial argument based in little more than the semantics or language used to formulate the argument.

NOTE: Despite the simple nature of said argument, the debate can often grow so passionate that everyone not involved leaves the room to go watch the movie somewhere else.

Come on guys, this is just turning into a Master-And-Commander Debate.

Take your Master-And-Commander Debate somewhere else!

Here they go again with a Master-And-Commander Debate...

EXAMPLE OF A MASTER-AND-COMMANDER DEBATE:

A- "Can you imagine being him? They just cut the rope and left him out to sea. Would you just cling to the mast for dear life? I mean, wouldn't you just let go of it and swim as fast as you could towards the ship?"

B- "Haha, no. I would swim after it."

A- "You mean, 'YES, I would swim after it.'"

B- "No... I mean 'NO, I would swim after it.' As in 'No, I wouldn't just cling to the mast.'"

A- "But that's not the question I asked. I..."

(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)

C- "So who did you guys decide was right?"

A- "We agreed to disagree."

B- "No we didn't."

A- "We didn't? What, did we conclude I was right?"

B- "Well I assumed that's the only way we would end it."

A- "No. We just eventually dropped it. Thus, we agreed to disagree."

B- "Dropping something doesn't necessarily mean 'Agree to disagree.'"

A- "Yes it does!"

B- "No..."

(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)

by C0mfortablyNumb February 21, 2011

Master Chief

Playing Halo, getting a blowjob, while smoking a blunt.

Dude, last night my girlfriend surprised me with a Master Chief.

by M3TALxSLUG August 23, 2012

Master baiter

Someone who is pro and can rub off any blemish that May be on his fishing rob and when he pulls back he pulls out a nice juicy fish.

Jim: joe you are one heck of a master baiter!

by thelivingcomputer May 21, 2014

Action Master

A type of TransFormer which does not actually transform, but which is instead an action figure with advanced articulation (similar to a GI Joe figure). Half the Action Masters were converted versions of earlier characters, and all look like they should have alternative modes. They also have transforming companions or accessories. They are very controversial among transformers fans, because many feel that they aren't transformers if they don't transform.

Action Master Soundwave, unlike the original Soundwave, could no longer transform into a cassette player; he also could not eject cassettes. He did, however, have a companion, WingThing, which transformed into his weapon.

by Andy April 17, 2004