Lane

Lanes can be your friend or your enemy, your worst enemy. He can be disrespectful and immature but at the same time knows when he's overstepped his bounds. Lanes are by nature shit talkers and won't confront you face to face. Lanes are even known to go as far as crying/begging to the opposite sex for attention, unfortunately he usually ruins his own attempts due to the sheer number of girls hes messing with. A jock and a buzzkill at best

Dude did you see that guy at my party lastnight He was hitting on all the girls even the twenty three year olds fiancee why couldent he just chill it was ridiculous

Ah what a lane, one ruined my party last weekend I just kicked him out

by Stormcloud099 July 7, 2011

main-lander

Someone anyone from the "old world" from an American perspective.

Josh: Dude we got a new black dude in class!
Tony: I wonder if he is from Compton lol
Josh: No,no dude. Hes a main-lander, hes from Nigeria!

by collosoll May 23, 2014

lane dive

While on a multi-lane roadway, waiting until the last possible moment to move from the lane furthest from your exit to the exit. Professional lane divers can execute the maneuver at 75 MPH, in traffic, while talking on a cell phone, and only travel 25 feet forward.

While driving on I-15 through Salt Lake City some dumbass lane dived and caused a traffic collision.

by combatmedic January 8, 2009

Lanedog's Aunt

The ugliest person in a group of women or a family. Usually has a very man-like face, with short hair and hideous glasses. Is very quiet, and has a deep voice, so you can't really figure out if they're female. May have to pluck their chin hair often.

Dude, that group of chicks was fly but the one on the left was Lanedog's Aunt. I could of sworn I heard her bark.

by campos laney jones March 19, 2009

landenburger

a cave dwelling tribe from canada. they have many chapters all over the world. every landenburger has a barcode and number tattoo under the hair above the spine. this is for identification at clan meetings. their goal is to steal ketchup from fast food resteraunts to eat such as mcdonalds, burger king, wendys, ect. Their other main foos source is bread and when it is put together with ketchup, can feed a colony for hundreds of years. if you see a deformed man stealing ketchup from a fast food resteraunt call 1800-LANDENBURGER

landenburgers are the hills have eyes but in canada

by optimus dick August 25, 2009

Lanced

To be caught doing something wrong and disgraced in front of a large group of people (as happened to Lance Armstrong which is obviously where the word comes from).

served owned caught found found out hated

They finally figured out that secretary has been stealing the petty cash & blaming everyone else - they pulled stolen money out of her desk in front of everyone!

Oh man she totally got lanced!!!

served owned caught found found out hated

by Smashers242 January 16, 2013

Lane hoe

Noun- A person who drives on the highway or street and is always jumping from lane to lane thinking that they will get to their destination any faster.

I'm riding in the car with Stewie and he is a lane HOE on the highway.

by BeautifulSoul84 October 28, 2015