kelly a. burlison middle school is a place full of T H O T S, fake girls, and player guys. everyone hates everyone but hides it. its full of poor people who buy off brand and fake yeezys to look cool. but they just get made fun of.
by Stoopid anal February 24, 2019
Get the Kelly A. Burlison Middle Schoolmug. by Taylor wickenson November 22, 2021
Get the Kellymug. 
The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.
Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!
by Goose1769 March 28, 2025
Get the The dirty Kelly jackpotmug. When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.
by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018
Get the Smelly R-Kellymug. 
Kelly is the second largest mammal to ever exist.
Kelly is the best husband to any man and gives his partner all of his needs and desires. However he only has a 3 inch cock.
Kelly is the best husband to any man and gives his partner all of his needs and desires. However he only has a 3 inch cock.
by ITSMEJELLY November 22, 2021
Get the Kellymug.