john williams

The best soundtrack composer/conductor of all time. He has created music for the Star Wars saga, Jurrasic Park trilogy, Harry Potter series, Indiana Jones movies, Fiddler on the Roof, and shitloads more.

John Williams is the best fucking composer of all time.

john williams by Rebel Racer November 12, 2004

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John Bull

A personification of the United Kingdom, though some insist that he only represents England. John Bull is roughly analogous to Uncle Sam in the United States. This term is also used as slang for a person from England.

Guy 1: Why's that guy talk like that? Does he have some sort of speech impediment?

Guy 2: Nah, he's just a John Bull. They all talk like that.

John Bull by zenzic February 26, 2009

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John Mark

A name for a very special person who loves truthfully and honestly.

"I love you." "OMGosh! Your name is John Mark! You really love me!!"

John Mark by mariomilo6952 December 28, 2011

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john madden

Any phrase spoken aload that has an unintentional sexual inuendo. Derived from the fact that everything John Madden says can be taken in a sexual way.

The following is a John Madden, spoken by the legend himself:

"Boy, there was some deep penetration in the backfield on that play!

john madden by madjackal May 2, 2004

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John Constantine

Star character of the Hellblazer series in the Vertigo imprint of DC comics, John Constantine is a British magus and one of the most important and powerful magicians on earth. Very cunning and decietful, his actions are usually selfish and have cost several of his friends thier lives. Has bumped heads with both demonic and angelic forces, not to mention pagan gods and entities. Also a chain smoker.
Not to be confused with his one-dimensional, Americanized and dark haired Keanu Reeves counterpart.

Jo: "Are you Constantine?"
John Constantine: "Yeah."
Jo: "You're a prick."
John Constantine: "Me secret's out then."

John Constantine by Swallowcarryingacoconut December 11, 2005

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John Lennon

The best musician ever. Period.

Ha, John Lennon is like 50x better then you will ever be!

John Lennon by BlackhawkGaming November 24, 2016

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John Cusack

One of the most underrated actors of out day.

"John Cusack will never get the recognition he deserves."

John Cusack by Marki G July 18, 2008

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