next-room-jerk 

A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.

I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!

next-room-jerk by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015

Roman Circle Jerk 

When a group of people sit around in a circle and jerk the person next to them off, like how the Romans used their shields to protect the person next to them.

Rob was feeling down, so I invited him to a Roman Circle Jerk, so he wouldn't have to jack off alone.

Roman Circle Jerk by DickTckler October 21, 2015

netflix and jerk

When you try to Netflix and chill but she jerks away from the D

Cara is such a slut. I had to Netflix and jerk with her.

netflix and jerk by Inc3st_g0at August 2, 2016

i am not no jerk 

When you are not a jerk but you never succeeded in English class

Hey, i am not no jerk!

i am not no jerk by H4rry11k September 14, 2017

Himalayan Quick Jerk 

the act of receiving or giving a handjob on Mount Everest.

Dude, I got a Himalayan Quick Jerk from a girl from the {Philippines} last week!

Himalayan Quick Jerk by himalayadude22222 May 21, 2018

Rahsaan Roland Jerk 

An act of masturbation while playing a saxophone. Rahsaan Roland Kirk, famous for playing two and three saxophones simultaneously, had the keys modified on one of them so that he could play all the notes on one while also fingering the other.

On Raphael Pannier's new record, Chad Lefkowitz-Brown plays like he's having a Rahsaan Roland Jerk. I bet he got his keys modded so that he could finger two horns at once!

Rahsaan Roland Jerk by Mauritius Moorhen June 16, 2018

Harry Potter Protein Jerk 

The act of consuming your friends cum and then jerking off with your left arm while thinking of what just happened.

"Yo at Robs last night, I think Nathan did a Harry Potter Protein Jerk with Jake's cum".

Harry Potter Protein Jerk by SnickerinSnape March 10, 2019