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Jeremiah is someone who you can trust at the beginning, but slowly shows his true colors as you guys start dating. At first, he was such a sweet person... Always texting first with the good morning and goodnight texts, always calling or face timing you every morning and night, giving you surprises all the time with candy and kisses, saying how much he cared about you, always holding your hand or goes out of his way to make you feel like a queen. It's all a dream that you found a someone who is amazing until you start dating him when all of a sudden he doesn't do half the things he did while you guys were talking. Then he starts lying to you and will not tell you the truth until you have to confront him yourself when one of your friends texted you. Then he lies about being with his sick grandma when he's actually hooking up with another girl.... The lies don't ever stop. If you know a jeremiah, then never trust him...
Jeremiah: Hey, so my friend asked me to bring someone to the drive-in but since you're not here I'll just stay home.
Alexia: Hey, Dang... I wish I was home because that would be so much fun!
Jeremiah: Yeah!! Miss you
Erin: \Hey girl, Jeremiah just texted me and asked me to go to the drive in movie with him...
Alexia: WHAT!!!?? Thank you for telling me girl!
Erin: OFC Girl.
Alexia: So you texted Erin, asking her to go to the drive in movie when you said that you weren't going because i wasn't home?
Jeremiah:Yes, I did and I texted 4 other girls but that's it.... I haven't seen her in a long time
Alexia: 4 GIRLS? So you lied to me and said you weren't going, then i get a text from erin saying you texted her and then you tell me you asked 4 other girls
Jeremiah: I'm sorry
Alexia: BLOCKED
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Jeremiah is the most unwanted person in this world, no one wants to be around him, he is heartless, and most people women try to avoid him.In conclusion he is a horrible person no likes.
Jeremiah: Hey!
Cason: Is that Jeremiah EWWWW.
Daylin: Yeah he such a horrible person.
Jeremiah by Thatoneguy670676 June 6, 2018
Dick suckingasshole
Oh look it's dickducking jerermy
jerermy by Jesrid May 3, 2018
A man who moves from your neighborhood but thinks he should stay on your neighborhood Facebook pages because he doesn’t’t Have any friends.
Dude why does Jeremey post so much?
He doesn’t even live here!
Jeremey by El Jefé March 24, 2019
When your accounts on any video game get hacked, randomly stolen, or lost for some reason.
Marcus' Spotify account probably got Jermeyed when he couldn't log into it despite him using the correct login information.
Jermey by Poht February 20, 2018
Horribly misspelled version of Jeremy that makes people who are named Jeremy have to spell it out for everyone.
"That's J-E-R-E-M-Y?" "Naw, my ma was stupid, so it's Jeramy J-E-R-A-M-Y" "Ouch, that sucks" "I know."
jeramy by Rihl February 4, 2010

Retarted Jeremiah 

Much like a "silly billy" just it doesnt rhyme and it takes longer to say
Hey is that your car?

No man dont be such a damn retarted jeremiah
Retarted Jeremiah by Mooza September 2, 2005