10 definitions by El Jefé

1
A girl who hates to see other people’s happiness so she tries to steal their husbands
Watch out for that girl, Saw Tina. She will try to steal your man.
by El Jefé March 24, 2019
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2
A dude with small-man syndrome who lashes out at woman because his wife beats him.
Dude what is Brian’s problem?
Forget that dude, his wife hits him so he hates all women.
by El Jefé March 24, 2019
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3
An awesome woman. A sister you never knew you had. Someone who will be there regardless of how much you fight and how many times you disagree.
Why would you say that to Bridget?
She’s my second fam y’all!
by El Jefé March 24, 2019
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A tiny, badass, former marine and feisty woman, who you always want by your side. Because as an enemy you would have to guard your balls every waking minute of every day!
Don’t mess with Crystal. She will rip your nuts off with her bare hands!
by El Jefé March 24, 2019
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5
A “Hand that Rocks the Cradle” type that leaches on to husbands to justify her moonlighting as an “escort”!
Wife: Why is Cuntina so buddy buddy with Brian?

Oh she knows him from her other life.
by El Jefé March 24, 2019
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An unkempt clutch of bushy, grey, knee-length pubic hair usually found on frosty old blue hairs.
Bridget better shave that gnome’s beard before swimsuit season!
by El Jefé March 22, 2019
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7
The neighborhood loon who blames her ineptitude in typing on a bad keyboard
Lynne: We pay our dogs with bmoney
Everyone else: WTF?
by El Jefé March 24, 2019
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