10 definitions by El Jefé

Brian

A dude with small-man syndrome who lashes out at woman because his wife beats him.

Dude what is Brian’s problem?
Forget that dude, his wife hits him so he hates all women.

by El Jefé March 25, 2019

Saw Tina

A girl who hates to see other people’s happiness so she tries to steal their husbands

Watch out for that girl, Saw Tina. She will try to steal your man.

by El Jefé March 25, 2019

Shittalkers

A group of neighborhood assholes who talk shit on a private facebook page because they hate all their neighborhood cohorts.

Don’t mess with the shittalkers. They will roast your ass on their page.

by El Jefé March 25, 2019

Jeremey

A man who moves from your neighborhood but thinks he should stay on your neighborhood Facebook pages because he doesn’t’t Have any friends.

Dude why does Jeremey post so much?
He doesn’t even live here!

by El Jefé March 25, 2019

Crystal

A tiny, badass, former marine and feisty woman, who you always want by your side. Because as an enemy you would have to guard your balls every waking minute of every day!

Don’t mess with Crystal. She will rip your nuts off with her bare hands!

by El Jefé March 25, 2019

Hallie

An unemployed mom who drinks too much to be an effective helicopter parent.

What’s with Hallie? Her kid can do no wrong.
Apparently she drinks too much to be an effective parent.

by El Jefé March 25, 2019

Bridget

An awesome woman. A sister you never knew you had. Someone who will be there regardless of how much you fight and how many times you disagree.

Why would you say that to Bridget?
She’s my second fam y’all!

by El Jefé March 25, 2019