happy aztec

Ejaculating into the chocolate fountain at your friend's wedding.

Dewd! I wouldn't dip that. Chris just happy aztec-ed the fountain.

by Girl Talk October 29, 2008

If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

A large, popular group on Facebook consisting of members from all over the world.

If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

Best of the Groups, best of the posters and best of wit!

by Salacious Menace July 18, 2009

shit happens

When bad things happen to you, other people or the world. Apparently for no reason.

News/TV broadcast:
This morning a terrible tragedy occured. One quarter of much-admired Liverpudlian band the Beatles and world peace activist, John Lennon has been shot. In other news the Spice Girls have released another single and hope to tour every club worldwide shortly.

World: Well I guess bad shit happens.

by bishbashbosh February 11, 2009

Trigger Happy T.V.

An excellent television show that bears no relation to the MTV show Jackass because is consists practical jokes acted out in public, as opposed to physical stunts.

Hey, you know that show Trigger Happy T.V.?
Yes, and it sure isnt anything like Jackass!

by Cui-Wer August 23, 2006

These things happen

usually used with the words "I suppose...." before "these things happen." A phrase which is similar to shit happens and it is what it is. This expression, though, implies that the action that caused the saying of the phrase was so hopelessly terrible to the speaker, that him/her don't have anything to say, and use it as a means of justifying the terrible event.

1: Damn, I just lost my kids in a court case.

2. These things happen.

by Alfons Richter April 3, 2008

I haz a happy

Deeply inconsequential happiness which is felt by a person when something important for emotional stability, yet completely inconsequential to everyone else on the planet, occurs in their life.

I haz a happy! I got paid today!

by Morden July 1, 2008

happy slap

where twat townies come up to a person and slap them whilst one of their mates record it on a cam fone
There is, however, a reversal but u gotta get your timin right (u can see wen its gonna happen cos a chav will be walkin fairly quickly to you and close by someone will have a fone out aimin roughly in ur direction. when he brings his hand up hes vulnerable, and then you slap him, AS HARD AS POSSIBLE!!! then run off give em the finger if you want just to add effect
(3 times out of four ive pulled this one)

some chav tried to happy slap me
really
yeah but i got him first

by schmuckman February 23, 2005