Goosecock the Barbarian

originally Goosecock Billygoat. dumbass selfish cock that liked to do cocain and her dumbass got caught for that shit because she was goin around school like CHECK OUT THIS COKE I HAVE. then her dumbass gets arrested for ecstasy because she did the same shit and she got a year of drug court for 2 arrests. so now she goes out of her house everyday of the week and gets drunk then sneeks back in at about 4 or 5 in the morning. then her dumbass takes shit like codine in school and she does this everyday and torturing her is the best.

if you don't know Goosecock the Barbarian you are lucky but she is a good person to copy off of in history class. and shes overweight

Goosecock the Barbarian by ihatesmith February 26, 2005

goose grease 

sperm. jizz when you jack off the sfuff that come out of the tip of the penis.

that girl has got goose grease all over her face.

goose grease by alex barcenas September 1, 2004

duck duck goose 

This game occurs when you are at the bar and there are three ladies sitting in the prime seats. It is football Sunday and your team is playing on the big television above the bar. You must force one of those women to move. Fortunately, there are two hot ones(which are always accompanied by a fattie or big nosed goose) and a "goose." To accomplish obtaining the seat at the front one must walk up to the bar casually and start a conversation. As all guys know, the easiest way to obtain a hot chick is to befriend the ugly or fat one. First you say hello to all girls starting with the two hottest ones. Then you address the "goose." You start by flirting and buying them all drinks. You then give a minor rub up on the "goose." At this point, you discuss playing pool or going outside for a cigarette (most fat chicks smoke to lose weight). As you head for the pool tables or outside the fat girl will eventually follow. When she leaves her seat, you quickly circle around to the bathroom where she cannot follow and then back to her seat. Immediately you must indulge in conversation with the hot chicks and the football game. This leaves the "goose" to find a seat around the bar using similar tactics. It is important to never make eye contact again with the goose, so she thinks you are too tire, unless the rest of the players are now bored with the game. This will bring about a much rougher game of "tackling the grenade" or "putting for double bogey."

Damn, the Broncos only play on the NFL network. We are gonna have to go the bar and play duck duck goose.

duck duck goose by Lost Alamost October 21, 2010

gooser 

a very sneaky fart. one that can only be heard by people very close to the perp.

usually is followed by a uncertainty and finger pointing as to who actually let out the gooser.

ex:
guy 1: dude, did you just let that gooser?
guy 2: no i think it was that guy.
jane fonda: it wasnt me, dick.

gooser by ojpimpjuice69 December 17, 2008

Goose Goose Duck 

An Among Us ripoff with ducks instead of astronauts. Has nothing to do with the children's game Duck, Duck, Goose.

Goose Goose Duck is a shameless ripoff

Goose Goose Duck by Ubeenbamboozledson June 27, 2021

goose 

to be very loose in the sack. loosey "goosey" as in goose

that girl last night was a goose

goose by jdiggs14 January 22, 2009

Goose luck 

1. A good luck wish for something unimportant, or not requiring much luck at all. Usually said when some sort of response is required but no appropriate one comes to mind

Jack: Oh man I gotta take a stupid 2 hour bus ride to get home tonight

Jeff: Goose luck

Goose luck by Patrick O'Keefe February 22, 2011