Goon Titting

The art of concealing cask wine in your breast region in order to smuggle alcohol into a venue or event.

Prior to an event, a woman decides it is an opportunity for Goon Titting. She removes the silver bladder of wine from the box and tactfully inserts it into her sports bra so as to appear as though she is has a large bust, but rather is concealing 2 litres of organic wine.

by Thrupple September 26, 2023

International Goon To Billy Day

The day where you goon to billy's face and pics he sends you.

What are you doing for international goon to billy day

by coolguy123goon April 29, 2025

Goon Scrolling

Gooning whilst scrolling on P-Hub shorts

Can't believe Timmy was goon scrolling in Samas class

by Goon Scroller August 20, 2025

Goon cocoon

Watching porn for hours on end with monitors or screens diplaying a variety of video that goes 360 deg. around the viewer.

I can't wait to get home to my goon cave and be surrounded by pics of sqiurting bodily fluids as I edge my self all night long in a goon cocoon.

by Otis Dreading June 1, 2024

Goons

Ass(booty)

“Damm she has goons”

by Big pepper June 10, 2018

Gooning

Vigorously masturbating to magazines you find at the dentist appointment for hours possibly even days

Here are a few more example sentences about fishing:

“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."

"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."

“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river

“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”

by I CAN TELL YOU RIDE July 18, 2025

Opti-goons

Stands for “Optimized Gooners” It’s just a Vrchat group.

“Bro, ever since I joined the Opti-goons in VRChat, my obsession with Kokou went to an unhealthy level.”

by 6Royal99 April 27, 2025